Good morning and welcome to another week.  This one will hopefully be relaxing…for a few of you. It certainly won’t be for me.. But that’s fine. It also won’t be for Patriots fans after getting thumped by Tennessee yesterday.  That was a surprising one. The other NFL winners were: Buffalo (who crushed the Jets), Kansas City, Chicago (although they may want a new kicker), New Orleans (who may have scored again while these links were being written), Cleveland, Indianapolis, Washington (who are gonna win the NFC East now), San Diego (or whatever they’re going by), Green Bay (they may sneak in yet), the LA Rams (adios Seattle bandwagon fans from the last 6 or so years) and the Dallas Cowboys pushed the defending champion Eagles to the brink of disaster.

A kicker can be the MVP too.

Winners from the top European games of the weekend were: Liverpool, Man City, Juventus, PSG, Naples, and Dortmund. IF you support somebody else, they either lost or tied. Unless you’re a Spurs fan. But then again, they’re not a top club.  College football went according to script this weekend. The SEC prepares for its fall break from decent opponents while the rest of the college football world continues to play decent opposition. And that’s about it for sports.

Those born on this day share it with: suffragist Elizabeth Cady Stanton, sculptor Auguste Rodin, argon discoverer John William Strutt, bluesman Bukka White, American toy inventor Jack Ryan, the lovely Grace Kelly, crazy fuck Charles Manson, sportscaster/blowhard Al Michaels, Canadian singer Neil Young, rocker Donald Roeser, feminist Naomi Wolf, pharmacology fan and baseball player Sammy Sosa, Canadian “dreamboat” Ryan Gosling, retarded hottie Anne Hathaway, and Aussie golfer Jason Day.

And so starts a horrible trend…

Its also the day the following occurred: Trotsky was expelled from the Soviet Union, the first photo of the Loch Ness monster was taken, the SF Bay Bridge was opened, “Song Of The South” hit the silver screen, Tojo was sentenced to death for war crimes, Ellis Island closed, Ferdinand Marcos was elected president of the Philippines, Buzz Aldrin too the first selfie in space, and ISIS suicide bombers killed 43 people in Lebanon.

That’s it, here come…the links!

Tax man gonna get his money! I mean, shit, you didn’t expect the hotel lobby to get nothing in return for all those campaign donations, did you?

The wildfires continue to rage through both northern and Southern California. They really need to start considering forest management that involves removing or culling the decades of fuel buildup so as to minimize this kind of thing. Or they can just blame Trump.

Crooked scumbag.

The shitshow in Florida continues apace. And in Georgia, and in Arizona, and in California….etc, etc, etc. We need all paper ballots and we need a better system for counting absentee votes. Because this election in a few counties lacks any form of integrity or transparency.

When you’re a remora, you don’t bitch when your shark shakes you off.  You thank it for the ride. But when you’re the corporate equivalent, you just take your host to court, apparently.  My take: fuck you, hipsters. Go ruin something else that already sucks.

A Chicagoland machine politician is leading the charge to compete with Nancy Pelosi for Speaker Of The House. Frying pan…fire…wash, rinse, repeat.

President Trump plans to cut disaster relief to Puerto Rico rather than continue to give free shit away to the idiot complaining that she can’t get water while standing in front of pallet after pallet of bottled water. I, for one, welcome Puerto Rican independence.

Damn, Beto sure is out campaigning early for 2020. Oh, nevermind. Turns out it was somebody else.

Sorry, Canada. Young is too much of a dickhead to get airtime from me.  Instead you’re gonna get this. And of course you’re gonna get this. And if this surprises you, you’ve been under a rock.

Have a great day, friends. Especially those of you (like me) who will be working like a dog. And especially especially those of you who took time out of your lives to protect out nation by serving in the armed forces. God bless you most of all.