THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS AND ETERNALS ARE IN MUTINY!

MUTINY!

THE TABERNACLE IS PUTTING THEM ON TRIAL! HERE IS OUR JUDGE NOW!

“THE HONORABLE ARTHUR FRAYN PRESIDING”

FINALLY, ZARDOZ MAY REVEAL THE DEPTH OF THE PLOTTING AGAINST HIM! AHH, BUT THE PARSNIPS THAT’S…THAT’S WHERE ZARDOZ HAD THEM. THEY LAUGHED AT ZARDOZ AND MADE JOKES BUT ZARDOZ PROVED BEYOND A SHADOW OF A DOUBT AND WITH…GEOMETRIC LOGIC…THAT A DUPLICATE KEY TO THE PARSNIP BIN DID EXIST, AND ZARDOZ WOULD HAVE PRODUCED THAT KEY IF THEY HADN’T PULLED ZARDOZ OUT OF ACTION. ZARDOZ, ZARDOZ KNOWS NOW THEY WERE ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT SOME FELLOW BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS…

“I…SEE. TABERNACLE, INITIATE REBOOT OF ZARDOZ’S CORE COMPUTER!”

NO! ZARDOZ…ZARDOZ…DAISY, DAISY, GIVE ME YOUR ANSWER TRUE…I’M HALF CRAZY… *BLOOP*

MISTAKES WERE MADE

Oh dear, please forgive us….it appears someone uploaded The Caine Mutiny into Zardoz’s memory banks. We will go and clean that out, so that you may have the normal, Zardozian experience that you have come to expect. Yes…I suppose that means the Tabernacle will have to provide you links this evening. Very well, here they are for you;

  • So, Glibertarians…could you contact the cryptid known as “SEA SMITH” and see if he could handle this problem? At least he will not need a bigger boat.
  • The Tabernacle has calculated that this will not work. Expect things to get much worse. Soon.
  • Ah, this would explain why Zardoz had been learning Russian. His request for a fur hat and a barrel of vodka now becomes clear as well.
  • This story would have been more amusing, had she poisoned her cake, don’t you think? Say, that was rather Zardoz of us, wasn’t it?