Tennis going on down under and the top seeds are all still cruising. On the ice, the Bruins, Devils, Flyers, Blue Jackets, Blues,  Predators, Avalanche, Penguins, Rangers and Las Vegas won. But the big NHL news was off the ice, as the league are taking the unawake AF position of standing by Kid Rock amid all the backlash of him playing at the All Star Game even though he’s been a supporter of President Trump and has displayed the confederate flag at his concerts and written misogynistic lyrics.  Jeez, I’d hate to see what the backlash over at ESPN would be if the NBA chose, saaaaaay, Jay Z to perform. Or maybe to own a sizable share of a team.  LOL, just kidding. Everybody knows that opening “an escort service for all the right reasons” is way worse than“You know I, thug em’, fuck em’, love em’, leave em’, cause’ I don’t fuckin’ need em.” Way to be stunning and brave, ESPN.

Does that count as a rant? It might count as a rant.  Not too sure, but let’s count it as my rant for the morning and move into…the links!

“I am so high right now. Where the fuck are we, Chile? Hand me my mitre and point me to the stage. Oh man, am I so fucking baked right now.”

The Pope wraps up his visit to Chile by running a 105 fever, doing six shots of everclear, taking a couple hits of acid and then giving a speech. I mean, what other explanation can there be for saying that?

You know who else treated their pets well relative to children in their charge? Yeah. You know.

I know he’s campaigning, but does this guy know who he’s dealing with? I mean…that’s a bold statement coming from the man wanting to head a country whose entire economy is dependent on the nation whose executive branch, not to mention immigration policy, is led by the person he plans to get into a public feud with.  I wish him the best of luck.

This is what a shitshow looks like:

Govt official and head of non-profit regularly meet alone. Govt official secures publicly-funded loan to non-profit even though they shouldn’t have qualified for it and over the objection of other government officials (who were not meeting the head of the non-profit in private).

Other govt official: hey, your group needs to pay us the money it owes.

Non-profit head: one of your people sexually harassed me! But I just never mentioned it until now.

Other govt official: Fuck you, pay me.

Yet another govt official: We need to actually take a look at the creepy fuck who pissed taxpayer money away to a chick he was probably boning on the side.

“You mean I’ve got to pay the taxpayer money back?”

Welcome top Bay Area Political Science 101. Hell, or just ask Kamala Harris. She can explain that this is how things work up there.

Looks like Newsweek might have some splainin’ to do. I’m thankful it was the Manhattan DA and not the feds. Anyway, maybe all us Glibs can pool our resources and buy the place for a song when this is over with.

Hey look, a Chicago politician weighing how a decision will effect her political future before going public with it. Not surprising at all. What is surprising is that she bothered to charge the murderous bastard at all.. But the worst part of the story is this:

While City Hall paid more than $500 million in settlements and legal expenses over allegations of abuses by police officers in recent years, Alvarez’s office rarely prosecuted them, records showed.

Now that’s the Chicago way!

You think things are tense enough in the world?  Kashmir says “Hold my beer.”

I’ve got something for ya, darlin’!

Good luck out there today and through the weekend. Make the best of it!