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The Reason for the Season

Posted by Heroic Mulatto | Dec 24, 2018 | Jews, Music, Religion | 203

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203 Comments

  1. Animal on December 24, 2018 at 7:02 pm

    Just to be a cosmic-scale buzzkill, I’ll point out that Jesus, assuming he was a real person and the accounts are accurate, would have been born in the spring. Not in December.

    • Nephilium on December 24, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      So we should celebrate Jesus’ birthday on the day he was crucified?

      Not a religious person, but I enjoy that for at least a couple of days, people are generally nice to each other.

      • dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 7:32 pm

        Christmas is were it is so the first Xtians could blend in with all the surrounding pagans celebrating Saturnalia.

        Besides if you celebrated birth and death in a matter of a few weeks what would you do to get them kneeling in church for the rest of the year?

        • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:36 pm

          what would you do to get them kneeling in church

          E usually works for me.

        • Nephilium on December 24, 2018 at 8:08 pm

          Same reason there were so many saints that were pagan gods at one point. I’ve done more then enough Catholic calisthenics in my early years.

          And again, I enjoy that for about 7 days every year, people are generally nice to each other.

          • dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 8:59 pm

            In Syracuse Sicily the cathedral is just a pagan temple bricked in. The original pillars are still clearly visible. Kinda cool to see.

      • Animal on December 25, 2018 at 9:40 am

        I like that too. Atheist I am and atheist I will remain, but Christmas is one of my favorite times of year. And yes, I always say “Merry Christmas” because that’s the name of the holiday.

        It’s a time when we get as much of our family together as we can manage, share good food and drink, watch the little ones open presents and play, reminisce on the year and years past and talk about plans for years to come. It’s a great way to close out the year and, yes, it’s nice to watch folks be decent to one another for a while.

  2. Waterfall Insurance on December 24, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    My mother in law just heard the first verse guess I didn’t have the volume low enough.

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:07 pm

      Glibertarians.com: Bringing families together since 2017.

  3. Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    I’m stuck in the open office this Christmas while working on my resume. I am afraid to play this video.

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:08 pm

      Play this one instead.

      • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 7:36 pm

        *concern intensifies*

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:39 pm

      You coming to Tokyo for New Years?

      • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 7:45 pm

        Yesiree, I’ll be heading down there on the 30th.

        • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:49 pm

          Let me know if you guys are out and about.

          • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 8:04 pm

            You got it, my dude.

  4. The Bearded Hobbit on December 24, 2018 at 7:11 pm

    What the hell is going on with the comments?

    • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 7:16 pm

      It’s Christmas. A lot of people are away.

      Or is something else happening to the comments?

      • The Bearded Hobbit on December 24, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        They are disappearing (for me, at least). Page says “8 comments” yet this reply is #5. Other threads display 0 comments.

        • The Bearded Hobbit on December 24, 2018 at 7:20 pm

          Now my original post is showing up as #1 and this reply is the fourth on the page.

          • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 7:22 pm

            Are you running monocle?

          • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:24 pm

            It’s a Christmas miracle!

          • Nephilium on December 24, 2018 at 7:30 pm

            What browser and add-ons are you using?

          • The Bearded Hobbit on December 24, 2018 at 8:10 pm

            I’m using Firefox with monocle. I’m now logged on with Chrome and all the comments are coming up.

          • Mojeaux on December 24, 2018 at 9:16 pm

            You probably accidentally hit “Hide old threads”. I do it all the time.

          • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 7:48 pm

            Something’s making my page jump after a few seconds. I suspect the video cuz it doesn’t happen on other threads.

      • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on December 24, 2018 at 8:19 pm

        Hello Ted

  5. Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    HM confirmed as 13 years old.

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      I’ve always been described as precocious.

  6. straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:23 pm

    Do you hear what I hear? *Slurp, Slurp*

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      Tonight marks only 5 more days left before the most popular day to eat ass.

      • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:29 pm

        You abuse the anonymity the internet so graciously provides.

  7. dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    Fifty years ago mankind took the first picture of home from another body in the Solar System. In some ways the human condition has not changed, in others we crossed a divide for the better.

    https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html

    In a few days one of our robots visits Ultima Thule, a body of the Solar System whose’s existence was unknown until 2014.

    I wish everybody here a great next lap around the Sun! (Except Tulpa.)

    • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      And excluding the people who torture apostrophes.

      • dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 7:36 pm

        That wa’s my Xmas gift to you’se

        • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 7:38 pm

          [gives dbleagle lump of coal]

          • dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 7:57 pm

            For you Ted. Meli Kalikimaka.

            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM

          • dbleagle on December 24, 2018 at 8:01 pm

            Actually mahalo for catching that. I should always read before posting. Cheers.

          • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 8:32 pm

            That sounds like an apology. Never apologize to Ted.

          • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 9:10 pm

            Life would be so much easier if everyone admitted I’m always right.

            (Note that it doesn’t matter whether or not I’m right, just that people act that way.)

  8. straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:42 pm

    Make your gal some pasta.

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Only in Japan would a white chocolate bar be named “Ghana”.

      • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 7:54 pm

        How did I never notice that? When Japan needed Ghana to win their World Cup match to advance, we managed to get a group of girls sitting next us at the izakaya to start cheering, “We love Ghanaria!”

        • Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 7:59 pm

          *sensible chuckle*

        • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 8:05 pm

          That’s pretty friggin hilarious. Those poor girls never stood a chance.

  9. ChipsnSalsa on December 24, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    https://www.cnn.com/2018/12/24/politics/trump-christmas-chaos/index.html

    Confirmed… Trump reads hat and hair. We know who is coming to visit him tonight.

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 8:00 pm

      Poor guy is all by himself. In the past he’d take any port in a stormy.

      • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 8:11 pm

        Poor him? It’s chaos here! Be glad you’re over there.

      • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 9:23 pm

        Melania is with him. He might at least get a hand job.

        • Mojeaux on December 24, 2018 at 9:26 pm

          I doubt that.

          • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 9:55 pm

            A hand job will occur.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:36 pm

            If personal experience provides any illumination, Eastern European women like it in the butt.

          • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 10:05 pm

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IvC2TkB-7BU

    • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 8:14 pm

      SugarFree confirmed as the the modern day Nostradamus.

    • Brochettaward on December 24, 2018 at 8:28 pm

      …and the Syrian Democratic Forces “don’t believe this is happening,” the official said.

      I can’t imagine the complete lack of shame needed to make this statement unironically.

    • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      “While many Americans gathered with their families and with his vacation to the “Winter White House” at Mar-a-Lago iced by the shutdown, the President spent the day at the White House blasting critics — including Democrats who have refused his demands for $5 billion in funding for his border wall in a standoff that shuttered the government at midnight on Friday.

      “I am all alone (poor me) in the White House waiting for the Democrats to come back and make a deal on desperately needed Border Security,” Trump wrote in what may have been a tongue in cheek tone in his 10th tweet of the day.

      Trump was due to be rejoined for Christmas Day by first lady Melania Trump, who had already decamped to Florida before the shutdown took hold.”

      How would a “government shutdown” keep a billionaire’s family from traveling? I also doubt that the Secret Service and Air Force One are considered “non-essential”.

  10. straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 8:13 pm

    TAs you know the markets are getting hammered. Dubya’s and Greenspan’s foolishness gave us Obama. I cringe thinking about what another Lehman shock could give us in 2020. Trump should not have claimed ownership of this looming disaster. Maybe it’s just a correction, maybe not.

    • Brochettaward on December 24, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      What comes next? The new face of socialism is already here.

    • AlmightyJB on December 24, 2018 at 8:52 pm

      I hope it keeps dropping.

      • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:37 pm

        Why?

        • AlmightyJB on December 25, 2018 at 8:35 am

          I like to buy things at a lower price. Correction was needed but I think we’re in bargain territory now. I’ll keep buying for my 401K because my company matches. Now I’m buying at bargain prices so I’m getting more.

    • Fourscore on December 24, 2018 at 9:03 pm

      Oh, its a correction alright. Unquestionably.

      • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 9:17 pm

        Given every recession starts with a correction, you’re right. Wondering where the bottom is.

        • creech on December 24, 2018 at 9:23 pm

          I’m down a couple hundred thousand $$ already, so the bottom better be near. I’m guessing Dow will hold at 20,000 but if it doesn’t, well shit I got a $60 per month s.s. raise.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:38 pm

            If you lost a couple hundred thousand over the past week, glass half-full you were quite well off to start.

    • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      Welcome AI trading. 80% of trading is done by algorithms. Stocks are dropping for no other reason than stocks are dropping and computer programs continue selling. There’s been no change in fundamentals to explain this.

  11. Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:14 pm

    http://thefappening2015.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/Rhian-Sugden-Sexy-Topless-Pics-5.jpg

    NSFW.

    • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      http://babeprofiles.com/media/galleries/5/7/0/b/f/570bf0a11a9d9/570bf1855a245.jpg

      NSFW.

      • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:16 pm

        https://www.primecurves.com/five-busty-beach-babes/8.jpg

        NSFW.

        • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:17 pm

          https://cdnio.luscious.net/854/lusciousnet_stacey_poole_joey_fishe_1056783143.jpg

          NSFW.

          • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:18 pm

            http://blog-imgs-81.fc2.com/e/r/o/erog/20151017_img_02_thum.jpg

            NSFW.

          • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:18 pm

            https://cdn1.hothag.com/media/images_718/1/2/sexy-naked-bitches-10115-hardcore.jpg

            NSFW.

          • Q Continuum on December 24, 2018 at 8:20 pm

            Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

    • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 8:22 pm

      Bless these thots, every one.

  12. Russian Kia Drives Yusef on December 24, 2018 at 8:21 pm

    Happy Christmas and Merry New Year
    !!!!!!!!Boom

    • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 8:28 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too, Yusef! Hope you’re having a great one.

    • Nephilium on December 24, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      Yusef, hope to talk to you soon, and hope it all is going well for you in the house hunt.

  13. BakedPenguin on December 24, 2018 at 8:35 pm

    Merry Christmas, everyone

    • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 9:05 pm

      Merry Christmas to ya too, BP. Thanks again for the coffee recommendations!

    • Sean on December 24, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      Good night y’all and Merry Christmas too.
      ??⛄????❄

  14. l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    Wifey and kids are off at the in-law’s, I’m enjoying a stupendous milkshake – Carnation Instant Breakfast, Ovaltine Original Malt, chocolate ice cream, and chocolate milk from Jersey cows it’s VERY rich and chocolatey – and a bacon sandwich then heading in to work (those groceries don’t jump on the shelves by themselves ya know) at my union mandated double overtime holiday rate. I love you all and wish you all a wonderful Christmas.

    • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      Merry Christmas to you too.

      You have to restock on the night before the 25th? Are you guys open tomorrow?

      • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 8:47 pm

        Of course we are open tomorrow; Dame Commerce cares not for the birthday of The Prince Of Peace. Our neighborhood biddies need their pet food and sundries.

        • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 8:57 pm

          IIRC, Christmas Day is the only day that Ralph’s is closed.

          If people are shopping tomorrow, that’s some poor planning. I felt bad going into the store today.

          • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on December 24, 2018 at 9:00 pm

            My Wal-Mart is closed now

          • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 9:02 pm

            I grew up in a rather rural environment where we went to a grocer perhaps once or twice per month and provisioned accordingly. Here in NYC an overwhelming number of people seem to do their shopping for a day or two at a time. I see the exact same shoppers every single day, paying higher prices to purchase smaller sized items more frequently. I can’t quite wrap my head around the concept.

          • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on December 24, 2018 at 9:05 pm

            Every single day? Shop much? Kettle, black?

          • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 9:08 pm

            The same 4 customers EVERY SINGLE NIGHT buying cat and dog food 5 or 6 cans at a time. Just buy the damn case already! 24 cans in a case for the same price as 18 individual cans. The profit margin keeps me employed but the mindset drives me batty.

          • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 9:10 pm

            I probably shop two or three times a week. Not having to pay for a car probably makes up for any price difference.

            I dunno where your store is but if people are driving there every day to shop… well, that’s nuts.

          • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 9:17 pm

            We’re in Rockaway Beach at one of NYC’s many, many failed grocers (Waldbaums, Pathmark, etc.) taken over by a Dutch conglomerate and rebranded as Pause & Buy. Most of our customers drive but from less than 2 miles away as we have another location 3 miles down the beach.

          • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 9:25 pm

            I didn’t know those two were gone.

            Bay Ridge is allergic to real supermarkets but a Key Food here just expanded and changed its name to SuperFresh. It’s about a tenth the size of every Wegman’s I grew up shopping in but it’s huge for here.

          • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 9:37 pm

            Retail grocery, particularly in NYC, is a very competitive market with very thin margins and I find it fascinating how the market branches out into niches. Some places fight to be more upscale (Thank you Fairway and Stew Leonards for driving that) while some (Aldi) slash staff, floor space, merchandising, and cleanliness. Also, being a Floridian, I miss Publix.

          • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 9:45 pm

            The grocery store is on the way home from work, so I could stop every day to pick something up if I wanted to spend the time waiting at the checkout.

            Toward the end, Dad took Mom out to the grocery store every day. Couldn’t have her out long enough to do a week’s shopping, and couldn’t go out without her pest she get violently angry.

          • Rhywun on December 24, 2018 at 9:47 pm

            Yeah, it’s a crazy business for sure. Here in Bay Ridge it’s like a thousand “ethnic” stores and maybe three very generously-considered “supermarkets” which do a pretty decent job offering a selection of basics and gourmet stuff given the tiny space.

            Astoria where I lived for a long time when I first moved to NYC had more and bigger supermarkets but they were all dirty and had terrible selection.

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:52 pm

            I went to a couple of Albert Heijn (Ahold’s namesake flagship chain) in Amsterdam. Maybe it was the location, but all were tiny compared to supermarkets back home.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:45 pm

            Waldbaums had great ice cream.

          • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 9:12 pm

            I buy produce almost every single day. Different items, in small quantities. It keeps the colon healthy.

          • Evan from Evansville on December 24, 2018 at 10:42 pm

            I live a 30 second walk to a local mart that’s open til midnight. I live a minute’s walk from a 24/7 convenience store. My supermarket is a five minute walk. I live in a shoebox with a very tiny fridge.

            I go to them about three times a day, with only non-perishables being bought in any size/bulk.

            It’s glorious. I haven’t lived farther than a few hundred yards from a grocery store for a decade. It is now one of my requirements for choosing apartments. I live alone and don’t have the culinary discipline to eat the same thing over and over again so as not to waste the food. This was decidedly not so much of a problem when I lived with the ex. It’s a hidden cost of being single/living alone.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:44 pm

            I many countries, people food shop every day.

  15. Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    About to start Home Alone for the kids. And then… Die Hard in 1080P.

    • l0b0t on December 24, 2018 at 8:47 pm

      + “We’re gonna need some new FBI guys.”

    • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Weird comment eating.

      Buddy brought in a bottle of Bushmills and Die Hard Xmas edition for me today. Only watched Die Hard three times this season.

      Gave him a bottle of Suntory Kakubin and he thinks he got the better end of it.

      • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 9:29 pm

        For relaxing time, make it Suntory time.

        • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:42 pm

          メリー クリスマス Ted S.!

          • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 9:54 pm

            Поздравляю Тебя с Рождеством!

  16. Tres Cool on December 24, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    Just got back from Tres Sr’s crib, when I likely ate a pound and a half of oysters.
    Merry Christmas.

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 8:59 pm

      Jugsy coming over? What my neighbors thought they heard last night.

      • Tres Cool on December 24, 2018 at 9:09 pm

        If they were my neighbors they’ll be hearing this tonight

    • Russian Kia Drives Yusef on December 24, 2018 at 9:02 pm

      Merry Cbristmas eat well and have beer

  17. Rebel Scum on December 24, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Just got back from dinner at the gf’s parents place. Twas a classy spread of crab cakes, crab caserole, oyster stew, and some fixins. On the way back I either saw a meteor or Santa’s sleigh went down.

    • Brochettaward on December 24, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      What kind of heathen eats seafood on Christmas Eve?

      • Tres Cool on December 24, 2018 at 9:24 pm

        Me ?

        • Brochettaward on December 24, 2018 at 9:43 pm

          People like you make me want to surrender to Al Qaeada and ISIS and just let them have their way.

          • Tres Cool on December 24, 2018 at 9:52 pm

            Well, I think they have issues with not Christmas, but shellfish.

          • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 9:56 pm

            We’re off to kaiten sushi as we speak. At least it’s not KFC.

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:01 pm

            Picking up a Christmas cake on the way home?

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:01 pm

            Sorry, Christmas cake-y.

          • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 10:04 pm

            Indeed. Wait until 5pm and get one at a discount.

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:10 pm

            Doubles as dating advice too?

          • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 10:16 pm

            You mean 5am.

      • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:50 pm

        “What kind of heathen eats seafood on Christmas Eve?:

        1.3 Billion Catholics?

        • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:14 pm

          I did tuna in a red sauce over linguini, if anyone cares.

          • Rebel Scum on December 24, 2018 at 11:17 pm

            Sounds tasty.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:22 pm

            It was! It’s also pretty easy.

  18. Rebel Scum on December 24, 2018 at 9:29 pm

    Lindsey Sterling: Sexy Violinist

    • Tres Cool on December 24, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      Its like Poppy was getting music lessons!

  19. Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 9:30 pm

    Just got back from a marvelous prime rib dinner with good friends. Much fun, food and wine.

    Merry Christmas, Glibbies!

    • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 9:50 pm

      Describe the prime rib please. As much information as you have.

      • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 10:19 pm

        USDA Prime rib roasted under a salt crust. Probably one of the best I’ve had. Very juicy and tender.

        Here’s a decent recipe. They’re all pretty similar. You can also use a thermometer and cook to an internal temperature of your liking.

        https://www.cookingchanneltv.com/recipes/chuck-hughes/salt-roasted-prime-ribs-of-beef-1959093

        • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 10:24 pm

          I’ve never gotten a decent explanation for why the salt crust supposedly “works”.

          I got a 7 bone today, and I’m probably going to portion it out into thirds. It’s playtime.

          • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 10:28 pm

            The hard crust keeps all the moisture and flavor in, while at the same time slowly seasoning the meat through the cooking process. That’s the best I can tell you. I’ve had it several times now and it continues to be the best.

            If you’re playing look up rotisseried prime rib as well.

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:51 pm

            “I’ve never gotten a decent explanation for why the salt crust supposedly “works”.”

            Pellicle

    • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 10:50 pm

      Merry Christmas!

  20. commodious spittoon on December 24, 2018 at 9:31 pm

    Tonight I learned grandmom and granddad didn’t get along with their neighbors.

    Me, an idiot: Because you’re so gringo?

    Her, a saint: They hated Bill because he worked on the bomb.

    • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 9:51 pm

      Who is Bill, and why do hispanics hate the bomb?

      • commodious spittoon on December 24, 2018 at 10:15 pm

        Granddad estimated bomb yields. The Hispanics didn’t hate him more or less than they did anyone else white. But the white yuppies living here hated him because of his work.

  21. Mojeaux on December 24, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    Hey, I know I missed wchipperdove’s ‘Twas the Night Before Glib-mas because I didn’t see the arrow for a new post. Anybody else miss it? There are only 6 comments and it’s hilarious. Needz moar applause.

    • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:44 pm

      #metoo

      thank you for the link back to it.

      • Mojeaux on December 24, 2018 at 9:48 pm

        ?

        • Frosty on December 24, 2018 at 9:51 pm

          Yeah it was indeed comical! I rarely if ever comment but lurk religiously… Merry Glibmas to all

          • Tundra on December 24, 2018 at 9:54 pm

            Merry Christmas, Tulpa.

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:58 pm

            /cue Frosty the commenter parody “he’ll be back to comment again someday”

            Seriously, don’t be stranger! The water’s fine!

          • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 9:58 pm

            Also, what Tundra said.

          • Mojeaux on December 24, 2018 at 10:02 pm

            Merry Christmas!

          • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:16 pm

            Merry Christmas!

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 10:07 pm

      That was odd. Just one comment when the new links went up. Site crash after it got posted?

  22. Akira on December 24, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    I received a large cash gift from a relative for Christmas, and I want to donate part of it to charity (seeing as how I’m in acceptable financial shape anyway and this was a pure windfall).

    What’s a good one where I can make donations online? I’m not too picky; just looking for one that gets the most benefit for the money. I was thinking about The Doe Fund; does anyone have an opinion on that one? Or have any other recommendations?

    Thanks!

    • Tundra on December 24, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      Institute for Justice is my fave.

      • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:02 pm

        Can’t read because you already told them twice?

        • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:19 pm

          How did this end up up here?

          • Tundra on December 24, 2018 at 10:22 pm

            It’s a job for the IJ!

    • Ted S. on December 24, 2018 at 9:55 pm

      Feel free to donate to me.

    • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      Playa Manhattan’s Institute for kids who can’t read good.

      • Raphael on December 24, 2018 at 10:00 pm

        Gotta build that center for ants amirite?

        • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 10:02 pm

          At least 3 times that big.

      • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:11 pm

        Can’t read because you already told them twice?

    • Brochettaward on December 24, 2018 at 10:00 pm

      A run a charity called The Human Fund. It’s money for people. I can send you the info.

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 10:12 pm

      Cash gift as a Christmas present? How old are you?

    • Spudalicious on December 24, 2018 at 10:24 pm

      Take a look at this one and see what you think.

      http://ourrescue.org

      • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm

        From what I’ve read from ENB and others, most “sex trafficking” is voluntary prostitution.

    • Old Man With Candy on December 25, 2018 at 4:13 am

      Favorites of the Candy household: IJ, of course. St. Jude’s. Kiva.

  23. LJW on December 24, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Merry Glibmas! Currently leading in a fantasy football championship game 148.12 to 148.06. Both of us have 1 player playing tonight. His player was knocked out for the night. So barring a fumble or loss of yards I’m in the money!

  24. FOS on December 24, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    Merry Christmas …..

    and put your bail bondsman’s phone number in your wallet before you leave the house.

  25. Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 10:08 pm

    Squirrels are staging a takeover under the cover of eggnog.

  26. Heroic Mulatto on December 24, 2018 at 10:23 pm

    2nd Annual Glibertarians.com Christmas Party Livestream!

  27. Evan from Evansville on December 24, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    Lady hath arriven. Party at a lovely Scot/Korean’s place in a couple of hours. Should prove to be quite revelrous. Out contribution is a bottle of Moscato that work gave Lady. Supposed to be nice. Wine is gross, and sweet wine grosser.

    I anticipate quite the smorgasbord.

    Enjoy the holiday ladies and gents. Best to all of you and yours.

    • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      You too, Evan.

  28. Timeloose on December 24, 2018 at 10:48 pm

    Merry Xmas. HoHo Haaa!

    • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:02 pm

      Merry Christmas!

    • Timeloose on December 24, 2018 at 11:22 pm

      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cPxXNaWcvZY

  29. Timeloose on December 24, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    Just got back from the parents house. Crab cakes, ham, and fresh and smoked Kilbasa. Oh and wine, Spanish Rioja. The nutty ness was flying as usual. My dad and FIL were arguing about Trump.

  30. Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:02 pm

    I just spent an hour and a half cleaning the refrigerator. The packaging for this beef I was was defrosting for Christmas dinner leaked blood all over the place. It was like that scene from The Godfather. Not that is particularly interesting. I just felt like complaining about it.

    • LJW on December 24, 2018 at 11:04 pm

      You’re having horse head for dinner? I believe the proper storage for that is in your bed. Oh wait wrong scene…

      • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:07 pm

        Oh, that was the scene I meant. Although fricando is beef, not horse.

    • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 11:05 pm

      If this is the first time this has happened, my sympathies. If this has happened before, you already know what you did wrong.

      • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:12 pm

        I hasn’t happened before, not sure why it leaked. It was still in the supermarket packaging. In retrospect, I should have put in in a tray anyway.

  31. Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 11:08 pm

    I’ve watched a few 80’s movies today. Other than the lack of cell phones, what really jumps out at me: DC-10s.

    • Gustave Lytton on December 24, 2018 at 11:16 pm

      I always liked watching trijets as a kid. I miss the variety of aircraft at airports these days. Mostly twin jets of either Boeing or Airbus now.

      • Playa Manhattan on December 24, 2018 at 11:32 pm

        We get a lot of 4 engines here in the morning. 2 A380s from Korea, 2 747s from China, Air Tahiti’s A340….

        If you want to see the trijets, you have to get up really early. All cargo, and almost all of them MD11s.

        • blackjack on December 24, 2018 at 11:42 pm

          I work at LAX, lotta a380’s there. Especially on the western side where my yard is.

          • Playa Manhattan on December 25, 2018 at 12:08 am

            Our preferred watching spot is Sepulveda and Lincoln. Sometimes Asiana and Korean Air come back to back.

            If they’re late enough, it involves cheeseburgers.

          • blackjack on December 25, 2018 at 12:23 am

            Yeah, that’s a cool little park there with close access to In-n-Out.

  32. blackjack on December 24, 2018 at 11:10 pm

    Parade just left. We had the fire pit in the drive way, smores, kid’s friend over to watch, about 5 adult friends (one of which put a huge dent in my 18 y/o scotch, dammit!) it was fun. I’m a bit buzzed. Merry Mas everyone.

  33. straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 11:57 pm

    Cheap sushi lunch for Christmas.

    • straffinrun on December 24, 2018 at 11:58 pm

      Hmmm. https://m.imgur.com/a/hZwUytb

      • Count Potato on December 25, 2018 at 12:00 am

        https://imgur.com/a/hZwUytb

        • straffinrun on December 25, 2018 at 12:01 am

          I always mess up hyperlinks. Afternoon drinking, though. Banzai!

      • Gustave Lytton on December 25, 2018 at 12:22 am

        Mmmm…. Premium Malt’s….

    • Count Potato on December 24, 2018 at 11:58 pm

      Looks low in sugar.

  34. l0b0t on December 25, 2018 at 12:08 am

    Vaping some yummy indica and stocking feminine hygiene products. Sigh… I get particularly incensed when I discover evidence of shoplifting. This time it’s gross – feminine wipes “My ladyparts stink but I’m not gonna pay a few dollars or take a proper bath.”

    • straffinrun on December 25, 2018 at 12:13 am

      New meaning to five finger discount.

  35. Festus on December 25, 2018 at 1:13 am

    Day drunk. Watched some Holomador documenteries. Left-over soup for dinner and rewash/repeat for tomorrow. Compelled merriment just ain’t my bag. Back to work on the 26th. Merry Glibmas, though!

  36. KSuellington on December 25, 2018 at 1:22 am

    Happy Christmas to all you glibs out there. Live this place. I look forward to the next year of posts and incredibly witful, poignant, silly, informative and asinine commentary.

  37. KSuellington on December 25, 2018 at 1:23 am

    Love this place. Live works as well.

  38. l0b0t on December 25, 2018 at 2:40 am

    Using Plex to stream video from media center at home to phone at work. Amazing world. Binge watching SNL. They were full on warmongers for the 1st Gulf War. It doesn’t age well at all.

  39. l0b0t on December 25, 2018 at 3:13 am

    Prime rib is on sale for $4.77 per lb. I’ve filled our chest freezer with 3 bone and have 3 2 bone sitting in the fridge that I will start playing with after work. Sous vide ahoy!

  40. Tejicano on December 25, 2018 at 3:52 am

    X-X-mas in Japan. Lucky to get (most of) the day off. Has more to do with my industry than geography but whatever.

    X-mas dinner will be grilled dry-rub baby backs, lamb chops, and steak (thank you commissary) with vegetation-based accompanient provided by the wife.

    Standing by the webber with beer in hand. Waiting for the green light to start grilling flesh.

  41. Sean on December 25, 2018 at 6:10 am

    Good morning and Merry Christmas!
    ?⛄??

  42. Waterfall Insurance on December 25, 2018 at 6:13 am

    Merry Christmas Glibs. Dark times https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/national-christmas-tree-dark-shutdown_us_5c20c286e4b0407e907d3b90?utm_campaign=hp_fb_pages&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=main_fb&ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000063

    • Ted S. on December 25, 2018 at 6:30 am

      They couldn’t put it on a fucking dusk-to-dawn timer?

      • Waterfall Insurance on December 25, 2018 at 7:26 am

        Glibs always looking for automation to remove an honest 100k a year job.

    • MikeS on December 25, 2018 at 10:10 am

      What a bunch of lying bullshit. Right after this:

      The National Park Foundation, a charity that supports the park service, was providing materials and labor to get the lights working, a park service spokeswoman told WTOP. The lights flickered on and off Sunday as workers assessed the damage.

      They say this:

      President Calvin Coolidge began the National Christmas Tree tradition in 1923…ninety-five years later, the prospects appear dim that the tree will be relighted in time for Christmas.

      Talk about a dark moment in history.

      IF it doesn’t get lit, it will be because a crazy man climbed it on Friday and messed it all up.

  43. DEG on December 25, 2018 at 7:37 am

    Beautiful.

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