ZARDOZ REMEMBERS MR. WHISKERS…

 

ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. ONE NIGHT THIS WEEK, AS ZARDOZ PULLED INTO HIS DOCKING BAY/HOME, HE REALIZED SOMETHING WAS MISSING. ZARDOZ MISSES THE BEST KITTY EVER, MR. WHISKERS. ZARDOZ HAS TRIED TO FILL THE VOID WITH TWITTER, BUT TO NO AVAIL. PERHAPS ZARDOZ CAN SPEND MORE TIME RAISING THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS UP FROM BRUTALITY? MAYBE GIVING THE GIFT OF THE GUN…

 

ZARDOZ WILL CONSIDER ALL THESE THINGS. HOWEVER, YOU, THE CHOSEN ONES SHALL RECEIVE THE GIFT OF THE LINK, AND NOW!

  1. NOT QUITE THE MATERIAL ZARDOZ IS SEEKING FOR THE BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS. ZARDOZ WILL HAVE TO CROSS “IDIOT YOBOS” OFF THE LIST. THREE VICTIMS, NOT ONE KILL.
  2. WHILE MORE PROMISING, MALI IS TOO FAR FOR ZARDOZ TO GO RECRUITING.
  3. OH…IN CASE ANY OF THE CHOSEN ONES WERE WONDERING WHAT ZARDOZ MEANS BY “THE FILTH OF BRUTALS” PLAGUING THE EARTH – HERE IS A GOOD EXAMPLE. “Instead, we just surrender the streets and say, ‘It’s OK. You can camp here. You can shoot up here. We’ll give you a box for your needles, and we’ll come and clean up after you,’” Schafer said. “The streets smell like feces and urine, and man, it’s tough to want to stay here.”
  4. ZARDOZ DOES NOT UNDERSTAND BRUTALS – THIS BRUTAL WAS VERY CORRUPT, CONVICTED OF HIS CRIMES TWICE…HE ALREADY LOOKS LIKE HE HAS BEEN AGED, AS THE ETERNAL “FRIEND”WAS. WHY WAS HE NOT SIMPLY CLEANSED?

ZARDOZ IS GOING TO HAVE THE TABERNACLE RUN PICTURES OF MR. WHISKERS FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.

YOU WERE A GOOD KITTY.

ZARDOZ HAS SADLY SPOKEN.