Is it Thursday already? Time flies on a tequila and meth bender. I’m a little surprised to find myself in the county and state in which I reside. Used to be I’d end up at least two states away, possibly in an ER. Getting old is Hell.

The fucking French cops are just killing it at the TdF this year.

In case you have any doubt that Florida is the Australia of North America. Hookworms look like a real bitch. Let this be a lesson to you. Do not get buried in the sand at the beach. You never know what kind of kitty has been using it as their sandbox. (Hey, I checked — according to the article these are animal and not human hookworms — don’t blame Florida Man for shitting on the beach)

This is a big fucking disaster. At first I was kind of meh about it. Everybody was an asshole here. On reflection, I think you should have to convince a jury that your actions were reasonable. I don’t know what I would do if some random Florida Man was yelling at my wife as she was getting out of our car when I came out of a store. I happen to read the current law the same way as the local sheriff — if the shooter never threatened the woman with force, SYG still applies — although had the man who was shot drawn a gun and used it, it isn’t clear to me that such a shooting wouldn’t also be covered by having reasonable fear for his wife’s safety or life.

It’s good to see the Evangelicals joining the woke. I’m really glad the first two times I met my wife, mutual friends were able to provide character references. I really can’t imagine doing it any other way. (Note: the article is a tongue in cheek reaction to an even more fun article. Go on down that rabbit hole if you dare.)

Amazon facial recognition tool “wrongly” identifes 28 Congresscritters as police suspects. Does anyone else think 5% is a little low?

I’m no robophobe, but these are some creepy damn shots of sex dolls being manufactured (NSFW Warning: robot boobies below the fold. Do not scroll if your boss wouldn’t like robotits)

 

I’ve decided to expand my musical horizons today. I hope HM will be proud.