• My slogan for my [Presidential] campaign is – “ISIS, Suck a Dick!” Remember, America! Suck a dick! Suck a dick. Suck a whole lot a dick. Vote for me!
  • I put niggas to sleep like Jigglypuff.
  • It’s cold outside, but I’m still lookin’ like a thottie, because a ho never gets cold.
  • Ride the dick like a BMX. No nigga wanna be my ex.
  • Eleanore Roosevelt, she did so much for the Blacks. That’s my bitch! And we got the same birthday – October 11!
  • Ever since I took that etiquette class, all I wanna do now is white people activities.
  • Everybody want to be a rapper. Fuck your dreams! Get a job.
  • God forbid, the government tries to take us over, and we can’t defend ourselves because we don’t have no weapons. How do you think American colonizers went to Africa and it was so easy for them to get those people? Because they had guns. No matter what weapon you have, you can’t beat a gun. They have weapons like nuclear bombs that we don’t have. So imagine us not having any weapons at all.