Your ingredients.
So, my [REDACTED] BBQ recipe seems to have struck a nerve with some folks here, while others seemed to like the idea. So, as the asshole that I am I only listened to the positive comments and I decided to give you my [REDACTED] salad recipe.
This recipe comes north to Wisconsin from my Grandma from the the southern state of [REDACTED]. I made it over the Memorial Day weekend, and as always it was big hit.
First of all, you need to get your ingredients, and as some people noted in the comments to my [REDACTED] BBQ recipe, this recipe is made to feed a whole lot of people, and I don’t really know how to scale it down, given the measurements we use.
Ingredients:
10 pounds of [REDACTED]
1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED]
1 dozen [REDACTED]
1 Onion
Seasoned Salt
Take the 10 pounds of [REDACTED] and boil them until firm, yet soft.
While boiling the [REDACTED] begin to boil the 1 dozen [REDACTED].
While the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] are boiling cut 1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into small pieces and put in The Large Green Tupperware Bowl. Save the juice in the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] jar.
Also, dice 1 onion and place in the Large Green Tupperware Bowl.
When the [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] have boiled long enough, peel and dice to edible size, place into The Large Green Tupperware Bowl.
Empty one Jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] into the bowl. Then use the juice from the [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] jar to clean out the jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED], pour that into The Large Green Tupperware Bowl.
Season with seasoned salt to taste and stir. It is great when eaten warm, and even better when chilled. This is a family classic that everyone will love for generations.
[ REDACTED] [REDACTED] Chicago.
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/06/04/chicago-public-schools/
What’s an “onion”?
A site that used to write satire.
One of the 4 food groups.
No [ REDACTED] of [REDACTED]?
Or [ REDACTED] of [REDACTED]?
Cream of…
Cream of sum yung gai
See mayonnaise, artisanal
[REDACTED]!
I’m just gonna drink a [REDACTED] and cook some [REDACTED] since CPRM joined the [REDACTED]
and wont share his [REDACTED] recipe……
Also, CIA Stew!?
Can’t make this salad without leeks.
You know what else can be redacted?
Merit?
Rawls stupid idea keeps rearing it’s ugly head.
If this is anything like my HS was, all those new “unprepared” students will be shuffled into their own classes anyway.
And voting population. Which tells you everything you need to know about what’s going on here.
The idea that you’re gonna miss my loving when it’s real cold outside is not stupid.
+1 child of the 70s
When I had coloring books, I would try to color the people as wearing plaid pants.
I only had one crayon and it was white.
Pictured, JB’s Crayon.
I had a reversible leisure suit jacket for special occasions. Light [REDACTED] with dark [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on one side, dark [REDACTED] with light [REDACTED] [REDACTED] on the other.
Klanny!
I would have thought it was Irish with the white crayon.
Irish had no crayons. Or friends.
Perhaps there would be more minorities at those schools if NYC allowed more charter schools. If you ever want to view something heartbreaking, watch The Lottery (the documentary, not a film based on the Shirley Jackson story). Poor mothers (mostly) with their kids, hoping for a chance to get one of the few openings available. The ones who win cheer like they won $25k in the actual lottery, while those who don’t become increasingly distraught. Some even start crying over the fact that their kids are going to be sent to NYC public schools.
Deblasio probably seethes at the very existence of charter schools.
“How DARE they not come under my heel! How DARE THEY!”
We have roads to Cincy or thereabouts; if they have roads to Cincy, they could drive their roads and then get on our roads and ta-da: escape.
Where is it written that they can’t simply leave town?
So, I lost my only client soon before my wife died. I was stuck in a little town in OK, working for less than $10 per hr. I could barely pay my bills, let alone move. Seriously. And if you don’t have a friend you can crash with when you get to the new destination? Moving is expensive, dawg.
The goal is still to destroy the institutions that make our society strong. They seem to be doing a good job with education.
AVのマンコとチンポ？
Those shitlords. They should list all 300 genders not just x to cover 298 of them.
Congratulations NY on becoming as stupid as CA.
/current CA resident
NY has been stupid for a long time
/current NY resident
So boil and peal the skin off of 10lbs is shrimp and a dozen Clams? That’s some seafood salad.
And the jar of beets will make it festively red!
The meal or your poop?
Yes.
Gene Cernan fixed a Moon Rover with Duct tape!
HVAC FTW!
Moon Rover, wider than a mile….
So do you use chunky or smooth peanut butter and do you use the pitted or pimento olives?
1 jar of artisanal mayonnaise is a lot of artisanal mayonnaise.
If that thing obscured with mosaic is what I think it is, that’s not mayo.
Certainly not. Unless hipsters can lay eggs.
I’m eagerly awaiting the [redacted] dessert recipe.
Pruno mixed with 2 cups [Redacted}
Bake at 1000 Degrees rot 30 minutes, Serve hot, Kill Guests
That’s how Lachowsky makes steel.
There you go, the next one can be blamed on Sean.
Michael Scott recipe.
Leave it in a hot car for 12 hours to ripen.
Makes me think of https://youtu.be/Z4amanPDo2s
I always use (REDACTED) but to each their own. A delicious salad to watch the Caps is 2 cups of shredded (REDACTED) and a mixture of (REDACTED) with a little lemon. Un freaking believable. Always a panty wetter. You can thank me later
I’ll just go with a large tumbler of [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] until I feel like cooking something.
The best ingredients are starvation and alcohol. Oh and a pinch of nutmeg.
And another one..lame writing.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/06/03/high-school-biology-teacher-34-accused-having-sex-with-student.html
What makes me laugh is all these public sector leeches would be the first to point a finger at the Catholic Church and how terrible private school is. Maybe it’s true, 50% of students are raped by college but it’s not by who they want you to think.
She looks like Coulter after eating a sammich.
That’s an old 34, man. Still, could just be terrible lighting.
Wow, I just thought the exact same thing before seeing your comment.
Would
The pile of teenaged male “victims” grows.
Fuck yeah. Let’s go Caps!
Dude, 4-0?!?!
I can’t stop laughing at Trump disinviting the Eagles from the WH visit.
Most of them weren’t planning to go.
(And not a single Eagles player kneeled for the anthem last year)
And now you’re uninvited.
Probably for the better. How long will the Secret Service let you curse out the President before they tackle you?
O RLY?
And… of course it’s the top “news” story. [REDACT] me.
She seems nice
Cindy Jones · Lenoir–Rhyne University
In other words, UP YOURS, EAGLES. You create no value for this country and if you disappeared tomorrow no one would care but perhaps your family and the USA would actually be a better place.
YEAH, UP YOURS EAGLES
WITH A RUBBER HOSE. THEY CAN SIT ON IT IF THEY CANT BE GROOVY.
Oh, I don’t know. Beating the Patriots created some value for me, frankly.
As I understood it the eagles announced they would not go as a team first.
You can’t fire me — I quit!!
Posted this in the afternoon links thread, because of this story.
So, about these lesbians.
I don’t understand it at all. As a guy interested in women, I generally try to make myself appear masculine, because most women prefer masculine men, and vice verse… straight women (typically) attempt to be more feminine to attract more hetero males. Then why is it that so many lesbians are butch? Shouldn’t other lesbians be going after the most feminine people who are also gay/bi? Why make yourself *less* attractive by appearing to be more masculine? Or conversely, why are lesbians attracted to masculine women?
This question has been bugging me for awhile- and I think something similar works for a lot (though by no means all) of gay guys as well.
I’m not into femme guys at all, FWIW. But there’s a lot of variation out there, for sure.
Different strokes. Everyone has some kink going on.
Funny, my sample size is admittedly small, but of the gay men I know none of them are themselves especially effeminate nor are they into effeminate men. Granted, my neighbor does Zumba and sounds like a valley girl but most of his “quality time” spent with gentleman callers seems to be either playing Madden, watching college football, or going out on his Scout and getting drunk.
So I have two gay brothers and they are pretty…..gay. They both put me to shame because one went to an Ivy to get his masters and the other works at a good public school in Engineering. Their partners are…gay. NTTAWWT. But pretty effeminate.
Damn. Your neighbor sounds fun. Hmm…
We used to go out on his boat every weekend in the summer before we had a kid. Everyone lived, but we definitely ran aground once or twice on the way to a bar.
I suspect some percentage of lesbians are just people with daddy issues.
OT: I’m surprised I haven’t seen any rants about how completely lame the series finale of The Americans was. I really enjoyed that show. Some episodes were not as good as others…but that finale? Blech.
My reaction to the finale:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxFa0w8n8iY
What happened did fearless leaders send Boris Badenov to Moosylvania?
*fearless leader
I wasn’t impressed with the finale. I was expecting a tragic arc where Phil after wanting to defect took the fall while his wife had to get a new identity to avoid the KGB.
I got up to about Season 3, left it, and now restarting through about S2. Yay. Now have that to look forward to.
I grew up lusting for Keri Russell. She scares the shit (and lust) out of me in The Americans.
It’s warm now, and I am a lizard, Cali is my Hot rock.
The Sun sets after a good Day
Beer and BBQ are forthcoming,
and FILTHY LUCRE! has been made
/A Good Day
Amen to that! Crack ’em.
*opens can of cheap shitty beer*
#metoo
Tall cans in the Air!
Sup Tres!
YUFUS!
/too drunk to see keys
Beer, BBQ, AC and money? What a shitlord.
#
jealous
It ain’t for pussies, but HVAC is pretty lucrative, and Beer is Good…….
So, the tricky bit about the NHL playoffs in the DC area: were those firecrackers, or gun shots?
Hockey in a swamp? pass…..
Better than in the desert?
High temperature on Thursday (Game 5) in Vegas is 101.
That’s funny
/doesn’t follow Hockey
Well yeah, but it’s a dry heat.
Its D.C., definitely both.
Trump disinvites Eagles.
https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/president-donald-trump-cancels-eagles-white-house-visit-over-anthem-issue/
I mentioned it above. Still laughing.
19 regular season games, not a single player on the Eagles kneeled. Most of them weren’t going to show up though, and Trump threw a tantrum about it.
Still disappointing.
No one comes out good here. And it’s going to happen when those punks in the Warriors win.
Remember when Tim Thomas didn’t want to go during Obama’s reign of mediocre banality? Remember how the left ruined him for being a disrespectful hick?
I bet they think the Eagles doing it is truth to power, eh?
I remember, and it was bullshit.
I always hated the White House Visit thing anyways, so I’m not sad to see it die.
If only it would stay dead. Next occupant will revive it and the media will fall over itself praising the move as a fuck you to Trump and return to normalcy.
Let’s hope the whole bullshit ceremony gets so toxic it stays dead.
Charlie Kirk and Ed Krassenstein are fighting with each other about this on twitter and I’m wondering if there’s a scenario in which they kill each other because that would be really great.
Never heard of either of them.
My little Band has 2 choices, a regular B day party with BBQ and good beer, or a self sustaining trip to the Slabs to play and shoot Video/Camera, and get fucking wasted in the Sonoran desert, 105 expected temps, Ideas?
Stay hydrated!
So I should go Slabbing?
The Salton Sea was like another world when I visited. There is nothing on the East Coast like it, scary and awesome at the same time. I remember asking my brother if he would stop to help someone on the side of the road as we headed to Joshua Tree.
“Fuck no, they would murder us”
Check out my Slab Articles, or wait til my next trip this weekend
Never been to the Slabs but love the articles, keep us updated.
Will. TY!
I like you, you have the lurk/Comment ratio just right, Give us an Article!
/Welcome!
Long time lurker, getting drunk enough to comment…
I would like to try and submit an article but not sure what to write about. I’ve thought about
-Commodities trading but don’t want the wrath of Zardoz
-Mountain lion expansion in the US
-Pizza, specifically Neapolitan style with a wood fired oven
-Agriculture, specifically the Fed govt meddling.
-Pulled pork
– Brownies, pot free, and what the hell pot full
-being a nature lover and libertarian.
-Properly cooking a steak
Write something and submit, the only way to find out. Hell, I got upgraded to contributer and I do things like this.
Depends on the birthday party? Hottie turning 18 and the choice is clear.
Someone noted earlier that it’s the 78th anniversary of Churchill’s speech and for some reason they didn’t post this and I am disappoint.
FUCK YEAH!
Some dude’s poem I found:
“Our Love is Like a Bowling Ball”
Our love is like a bowling ball
Like a brand new Brunswick Red Zone
It rolls and rolls down the alley of desire
And rolls and rolls and rolls.
I will keep you out of the gutters, my love
And put my fingers in your holes
Every kiss a strike or at least a spare
Our future a perfect game.
Our love is like a bowling ball,
Our scores will rise and rise
I shall never step beyond the foul line
And I will rent your shoes.
My love for you is like a truckBerserkerWould you like some making fuckBerserker
Some times the nightmares desist and i can live for a short time, and the gathering storm recedes for a lesser time, and Darkness prevails. Moving Forward into the Glibinng I see a light, like God, or STEVE SMITH coming Forth, RAPE or Rapture I cannot say
WHERE THE FUCK IS ZARDOZ?
So, the City of Upland decided to Cite me because my parkway plants are too tall. I planted Sage, which grows well and is a pretty purple flowering plant, and it replaced a wasteland of weeds do to my hard work. I trimmed themless then a week ago, yet they harass me, Fuck, I need Zardoz on this……….
That blows. Sorry man.
Only one of you got close to any of the ingredients by the way. C’mon, figured this was a freethrow, but this site must be filled with Shaqs.
Chili?
Just Checking………
It’s a ‘salad’, how can that be chili?
AAAAAnd…..
Do I look like a 300 lb Black Dude?
Leeks? Mayo? I don’t get why there are recipes for salad in the first place.
I put ‘salad’ in quotes in my response to Yusef, because yeah it’s one of those things called a salad but has nothing to do with lettuce.
Jar of KY, a dozen potatoes, 10 pounds with a mallet.
one of those.
except not. Wrong proportions.
Dozen pudding pops, a jar of roofies, ten pounds of a gavel?
How did you get Bill Cosby’s shopping list?
Can’t find it now, but I made a gif of Cosby wearing a Get Woke t shirt.
It’s a potato salad of some sort, eh?
*winks* not at the Cosby Sweater.
Always room for R-A-P-E!
ONLY FOR STEVE SMITH, OTHER RAPISTS GET BAD TREATMENT!
Coming from Wisconsin, you for sure would have had the inferior German version of this ‘salad’
Sauerkraut?
Luteschnitzel on cheese curds?
MMM, cheese curds…but not in this recipe!
Hey, I nailed the pork belly burnt ends. Salad is for pussies.
Who made burnt ends?
Anyone sitting on a metal park bench in August?
You did. You smoked pork belly and cooked them down to what could be considered (REDACTED).
No, that never happened. Pork belly is for bacon and side pork, who would barbecue it?
Huh, just noticed that in the video for Outkast’s ‘Ms. Jackson’ Andre 3000 is wearing a confederate flag belt buckle, that’s problematic.
Cleansed! He must be!!!
I don’t know if MTV still plays videos, but I wonder if they replay the video if that’s blurred.
I’m sure they would justify it as sarcastic, ironic, woke, or some such nonsense.
Yeah! Work,
Peace!
I think I am one step closer to having seen everything. I’m in my hotel room flipping channels when I see the Minto U.S. Open Pickleball Championship on CBSSD. I didn’t know Pickleball is eral. And what the hell is CBSSD?
I stayed in a hotel in Bakersfield once and answered a call on my room phone: Breathy male voice, “Do you want a blowjob?”. I faced the door all night till I fell asleep.
Waiting?
The 1 jar of [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] where the liquid is reserved is pickled chicken beaks & feet, isn’t it?
One of those words has something to do with it.
It’s feet… It’s plantars fascists feet cream
This sounds absolutely fucking disgusting. Who would put [REDACTED] with [REDACTED] in one dish????