ZARDOZ SPEAKS TO YOU, HIS CHOSEN ONES. AS THE CHOSEN ONES KNOW, ZARDOZ IS ALL ABOUT TWO THINGS – CLEANSING BRUTALS AND HIS KITTY, MR. WHISKERS. ZARDOZ GOT A TUNE UP, DOWN AT THE GARAGE – AND IS FASTER THAN EVER! WHO KNEW THE BRUTALS DOWN AT SHELBY’S FIX N’ FUEL COULD TUNE GRAVATRONIC DRIVES SO WELL? ANY WAY, STILL HAVING SOME DOWN TIME, ZARDOZ DECIDED TO POP IN AND VISIT FRIEND STEVE SMITH. ZARDOZ HAD TO TAKE MR. WHISKERS WITH, AS ZARDOZ WILL NOT PERMIT BRUTALS TO WATCH HIS KITTEH!

ZARDOZ WAS UNAWARE THAT FRIEND STEVE SMITH HAD A NEW PET BUNNY:

FRIEND STEVE SMITH AND…UM.

SO WHEN ZARDOZ LANDED, MR. WHISKERS JUMPED OUT AND …

MR. WHISKERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BEFORE ZARDOZ COULD ADMONISH MR. WHISKERS TO BEHAVE…

MR. WHISKERS, WHAT DID YOU DO?

THE TABERNACLE HAD JUST INFORMED ZARDOZ THAT THE RABBIT IN QUESTION WAS THE NEW PET OF FRIEND STEVE SMITH. NORMALLY, A GOOD CLEANSING DOES NOT BOTHER ZARDOZ – BUT THIS WAS NO BRUTAL, PART OF THE PLAGUE OF MEN THAT POISON THE EARTH. SO NOW ZARDOZ IS UNSURE OF HOW TO BREAK THE NEWS TO FRIEND STEVE SMITH, WHEN HE RETURNS FROM THE CAMPING SITE DOWN THE TRAIL.

THEREFOR, ZARDOZ WILL GIVE THE CHOSEN ONES LINKS, WHILE ZARDOZ COGITATES UPON THIS PROBLEM.

  • “YOUR LAW AGAINST US IS UNLAWFUL“… ZARDOZ’S LOGIC CIRCUITS ARE ALREADY STRAINING. THIS IS NOT HELPING.
  • THE PENIS IS EVIL. KEEP IT HIDDEN, BRUTALS!
  • SELF-CLEANSING BRUTAL NEAR HAT AND HAIR? ZARDOZ WORRIES ABOUT THE HAT AND THE HAIR, ESPECIALLY LATELY.
  • ZARDOZ BEGINS TO THINK THE NHS MIGHT DO MORE TO CLEANSE THE FILTH OF BRUTALS THAN EVEN HIS BRUTAL EXTERMINATORS.

ZARDOZ HAS SPOKEN.

 

 

MR.FLOPEARS?! WHAT HAPPEN???!