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All I Needed To Know I Learned From The Smurfs

Posted by Heroic Mulatto | Feb 20, 2018 | Advice, Children, Music, Sexuality | 249

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  1. Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    Who was Mama Smurf?

  2. Chipwooder on February 20, 2018 at 7:06 pm

    You slippery devil….

    • Count Potato on February 20, 2018 at 7:28 pm

      I knew that’s what it was going to be!

      Well, actually I was expecting this:

      http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf

      NSFW?

      • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 7:30 pm

        Old school.

        • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar on February 20, 2018 at 11:01 pm

          The Cosby is the crowning touch, IMO.

  3. Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:07 pm

    Thankfully I don’t have videos set to autoplay.

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:08 pm

      It wouldn’t play for me. Can’t decide if I should be thankful or not.

      • Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:08 pm

        It’s an HM link. You even clicked on it?

        • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:19 pm

          I’m off this morning. Click, click, click. Send them my way.

      • westernsloper on February 20, 2018 at 7:20 pm

        No video unfortunately, but the audio is a must listen.

  4. Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    I hated the Smurfs. Did anyone actually watch that?

    • Rufus the Monocled on February 20, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      Not me. I liked Jokey though.

    • Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:10 pm

      They did when it was renamed Avatar.

      • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        Brilliant point

      • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:25 pm

        *spit* Not me.

      • Rufus the Monocled on February 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm

        Man did I hate – HATE – that movie. I rooting for the capitalists by the end.

        Fuck off. Put up some condos.

    • Florida Man on February 20, 2018 at 7:16 pm

      I liked Gummy Bears and Tailspin.

      • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:20 pm

        Yes. And Dark Wing Duck

        • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:24 pm

          Jesus. I was in college when that came out, youngins.

          • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:28 pm

            You didn’t watch cartoons in college?

          • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:30 pm

            It sincs up with like music and shit or something. Play Frank Zappa’s The Muffin Man to Sponge Bob Square Pants

          • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:51 pm

            Simpsons. Some MTV stuff. Otherwise if it started in the early 90s I probably never heard of it.

          • juris imprudent on February 20, 2018 at 8:18 pm

            We were much too pretentious when we dropped acid to watch cartoons.

            “Oh I was so much older than, I’m younger than that now”

          • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm

            Acid was usually accompanied by music, except for one memorable nighttime visit to the abandoned apparently not-so abandoned anymore Psych Center.

          • Tres Cool on February 20, 2018 at 8:27 pm

            The only time I dropped acid, I saw a 8′ bullfrog in the creek across from my house.
            Never again.
            Fun fact- I was age 15

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      Hong Kong Phooey or GTFO.

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      I made a metal Band out of Clay Smurf molds once, it was cool

  5. Tacit Rainbow on February 20, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    “Advice, Children, Music, Sexuality”

    This site will remain family-friendly forever.

  6. Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:09 pm

    And now that I’ve made my three on-topic comments I can go off topic:

    It’s possible to make chutney too hot.

    • Tacit Rainbow on February 20, 2018 at 7:12 pm

      “Kill me and you can hang; euthanasia-seeking woman tells husband in Mumbai ”

      “After 21 years, work finally begins on second airport in Mumbai”

      Those are some bold headlines on that site.

      • Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:14 pm

        Indian English is an interesting beast:

        Ex-DGP Joseph Thomas no more

        (It’s just an obituary.)

        • Ted S. on February 20, 2018 at 7:16 pm

          Crap; it looks like I SFed the link:

          Ex-DGP Joseph Thomas no more

      • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:22 pm

        “After 21 years, work finally begins on second airport in Mumbai”

        They must be following the NYC model of development. I expect a quarter of the runway to be completed within 30 or 40 years.

      • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:22 pm

        I actually would like to see what happens in the euthanasia headline one. It’s a cliffhanger

        • Tacit Rainbow on February 20, 2018 at 7:31 pm

          The lede:

          MUMBAI: An elderly couple who had sought the president’s permission to be allowed to end their lives has decided they are going to die in a “dignified way” — with the husband first strangling the wife, and then asking that he be hanged for the crime.

          The whole story

          • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:36 pm

            Classy. Thanks

          • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 8:55 pm

            Well, he is planning on strangling her with his cock, so sure.

  7. Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    This post reminds me of the time on a camping trip where, after multiple beers, we decided to play “Pop that P*say” by 2 Live Crew on repeat at the juke box after we met a group of twenty year-olds and their families celebrating a girl’s 21st birthday in the only town’s bar in the middle of rural Illinois. When we left, the song was still playing and there were $30 worth of repeats to go.

    It was not one of my finer moments, but it strikes as something everyone can appreciate

    • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      Not all heroes wear capes.

      • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm

        So true. Thank you for your efforts

    • westernsloper on February 20, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      You camp outside of bars? I like how you roll JS’n.

      • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:25 pm

        There has to be a bar at least within a reasonable drive. That’s just good camping etiquette

        • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:27 pm

          The town’s only bar or the only town’s bar? One of those is depressing and the other is Mad Max.

          • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:35 pm

            It was the only bar within about four towns or so. Maybe 20 miles from the next closest

          • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:47 pm

            2 Live Crew had some mean cross over appeal.

          • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:50 pm

            Not so much with the girl’s father

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Sick Dog!

    • Waterfall Insurance on February 21, 2018 at 12:33 am

      My brother loves 2 live crew. He would blast me so horny from his car and drive by slow whenever he saw old people or young women. This was only like a year and a half ago.

  8. DOOMco on February 20, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    I haven’t heard that in a decade.

    • westernsloper on February 20, 2018 at 7:26 pm

      I had never heard it. I was busting my best middle age white dude moves.

  9. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 7:30 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlGcovbRLGs

  10. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    https://youtu.be/MuOvqeABHvQ?t=338

    • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 7:34 pm

      https://youtu.be/MuOvqeABHvQ?t=158

    • Count Potato on February 20, 2018 at 7:48 pm

      Truly, a classic.

  11. commodious spittoon on February 20, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Ew.

  12. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 7:39 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw

    • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:41 pm

      Ah, you tricked me. I thought these were girly pics. Well played

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:43 pm

        Never click on the videos, Just Say’n, oh, that’s You, sorry……

      • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 7:54 pm

        HM threads really let me explore my range.

  13. Winston on February 20, 2018 at 7:40 pm

    Trump caving in on guns. I knew it. That said he appears to be doing the most limited thing he can do at the moment. The NRA supports the bump stock ban and so does public opinion. And doing so by executive order avoids any controversial votes.

    https://hotair.com/archives/2018/02/20/trump-im-ordering-jeff-sessions-ban-bump-stocks/

    Of course the progs will still hate him. And he risks losing his supporters. Stupid.

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/don-jr-advises-president-trump-post-parkland-dont-go-wobbly-on-guns?source=articles_sum&via=rss

    Also once again this shows the folly of libertarian optimism. Gun control was looking to be dead but now it isn’t thanks to some shootings.

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:42 pm

      Erma Gersh! Ban Belt loops1 for the Chidrens! Urma GERSHH!!!!

    • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:43 pm

      This was always the problem with Trump- he has no firm beliefs and he’s so easily swayed because he’s ignorant of policy.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:44 pm

        What Policy is that? “Normal” Policy? or Trump Policy, I’ll take His right about now

        • Just Say'n on February 20, 2018 at 7:47 pm

          No policy should be the policy, because there are no gun control measures being proposed that would have prevented this. But, I see your point that his policies are most likely better than other alternatives

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:55 pm

            “because he’s ignorant of policy.” Not to be a Dick, but, What policy are You talking about? You brought it up…..

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:50 pm

      I figured Trump would legalize bazookas first, wait for the mayhem and then offer up common sense bazooka control. Art of the Deal.

  14. Winston on February 20, 2018 at 7:41 pm

    Who know who else liked something Belgian?

    • LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 7:53 pm

      Captain Haddock?

  15. Winston on February 20, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    https://fr.m.wikisource.org/wiki/Profession_de_foi_électorale_de_1849

    I know this French but from an online translator it appears that Bastiat is complaining about being called a socialist and pointing out how he opposed the socialists.

    For a guy who sat on the left he sure didn’t get along with some of his fellow leftists. Sheldon Richman has a sad.

    Of course Bastiat was a republican and a Freemason which in 1840s France put one on the left.

    According to French Wikipedia Bastiat was a supporter of General Cavaignac. His party was called the Moderate Republicans and wiki says this party was center-left. Yes Bastiat was a moderate leftist in mid-19th century France.

  16. Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 7:53 pm

    I’m kind of ticked about my Customer Today, She flat out said she didn’t trust me, and I was only there because She couldn’t get anyone before Friday
    H is for Handyman today, I found a New Flame Sensor that was never Screwed Down, so it was never properly grounded.
    She Told me she didn’t trust me, I told her what the problem was, fixed it and proved it to Her, I told her to have her Handyman look into it, Dumb Homeowner
    Bottom Line, don’t trust your Expensive things to a “handyman” They are Almost good enough, but not for things that can Kill you if not maintained properly, watch your Asses Glibs!

    • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 7:56 pm

      At my previous apartment – which was 1 of 3 flats in a house – the landlord had a “guy” who did everything. He was completely useless.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:00 pm

        Band Aids, Cheap Fuckers
        I just picked up a new Restaurant customer, Old Equipment but their previous Contractor never Fixed anything, just Band Aids, it has cost them some money, but I have FIXED 3/10 systems and have a plan to fix the rest. The Customers are Happy, they don’t mind spending money on results, and I hate Dicking around with machines, just fix it!

        • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm

          The prime example I can remember was the kitchen floor. I’ve never experienced kitchen floor tiles sliding around before.

    • RAHeinlein on February 20, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      QTIP if she is a B*&%$.

      THANK YOU for providing assistance today – I was in the market for a new Thermostat, and your recommendation was spot-on!

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:01 pm

        Huh?

        • RAHeinlein on February 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm

          QTIP = Quit Taking it Personally – she is a female dog (starts with B).

          Anyway, thank you again.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:06 pm

            Oh,
            /Bows in humility and smiles

          • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 8:09 pm

            Excellent advice. It becomes amusing if you can realize she isn’t really talking to you, but some phantom in her brain.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:13 pm

            Water off of a Ducks Back is the phrase I use, I didn’t break their Shit, it’s not MY problem HAHAJAHA!

          • Raven Nation on February 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm

            My predecessors advice to me was long fuse, short memory

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 7:58 pm

      Some people *ahem, usually women* that use that “I don’t trust you” line to manipulate you into giving them something special. Same tactic that asshole customers use on the server at a restaurant. Bad people.

      • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 8:01 pm

        I honestly can’t imagine using that line. That is something that isn’t in me at all. I find it extraordinarily rude.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:05 pm

          I often want to charge more due to their rudeness, sometimes I do, I’m Clean cut, older, Well mannered, Erudite, yet able to simplify my speech, and charge a fair price. And I ALWAYS fix the problem, so honestly, Fuck them, I don’t need the Business
          /Libertarian Mentality

        • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 8:07 pm

          Me either. Some people are raised in families where that type of behavior is standard within the family. Making the world a little bit worse with every interaction with the public.

          • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm

            Oh don’t I know it. Every shit job I had before my current employer involved interacting with the public.

    • The Hyperbole on February 20, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      HA! I’m dealing with a woman who wants her kitchen done “Now!” “ITS BEEN NINE WEEKS!!!11!!” Of course the fact that the cabinets that she picked out from the supplier that she insisted on using and which were ordered four week ago aren’t on the site yet makes no nevermind to her. It’s all my fault for not being on the job everyday even though there is nothing I could do. I believe this is why the Canadiamericans invented the word Uffda.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:12 pm

        I’m Cali and know the the Uffda! always have. i love light Commercial over Residential, fewer idiots to deal with at any one time, Good Luck with Psycho Bitch,
        /Been there too many times

      • DenverJ on February 21, 2018 at 8:57 pm

        So, here’s what to do: call her every morning, at an obnoxiously early hour, and ask her if the cabinets have arrived yet. When she says no, ask her if she’s sure she ordered them. Do this every day until the cabinets get there.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder on February 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      Unfortunately, that just comes with dealing with homeowners. Which is one of the reasons why I don’t.

  17. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bsOFtGMKcw

  18. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:02 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dslafN9afMg

  19. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13pgxOCHKh0

  20. LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 8:05 pm

    Yusef sounds like he needs a little jazz.

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      Very Nice! i prefer Piano/Guitar over Horns, but this rock!

      • LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 8:17 pm

        Then this one (or this one) might still not be to your taste…but trust me…the live show is amazing. Might need to rip some vids from my concert DVDs….they don’t seem to be anywhere on youtube.

        Speaking of which…M-Flo just released a compilation album on itunes (“Universe”) – 150 tracks for something like $35. Need to double check, but I’m pretty sure I already own all of them – but that’s an amazing price compared to what I paid for the import CDs (even with the included DVDs of music videos, etc in the Korean editions).

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm

          I listen to this, No ballads, no big bands, no vocals.
          http://kspc.org/about/program-schedule-2/

          • LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 8:26 pm

            Only time I ever turn on the radio is when my ipod has a dead battery or I left it at home. That said….slowly branching into more and more genres for general listening. Even the first vid I linked isn’t something I’d have been as interested in a few years back.

          • LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 8:28 pm

            On the other end of the scale is something like this. ;p Course…I first picked up the single after hearing it on an anime music video. Been burning through the Queen Platinum collection a few times lately too…that and Gin Wigmore. #eclectic

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:32 pm

            KSPC is the Premier College Radio Station, I have been a listener since I was 16, Eclectic to be sure, Claremont College Radio

    • The Hyperbole on February 20, 2018 at 8:11 pm

      reminds me of Cowboy Bebop, I need to break out The Seatbelts, haven’t listened to them in a while.

      • LT_Fish on February 20, 2018 at 8:20 pm

        If you’ve got crunchy roll or another service (may be on netflix now) – check out “Kids on the Slope” – great early 60s show with high school kids jamming in the basement of a music store. Esp. since all the original voice actors are actually singing/playing their own instruments. Soundtrack is also on itunes. https://youtu.be/xOf3MVMPGOc

  21. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:08 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdZ7NKVAQJU

  22. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:10 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ACyVe8U9dc

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:15 pm

      Q. I’m not clicking, too many Rick rolls, and you usually put up URLs, so now you’re Shifty…..

      • Rhywun on February 20, 2018 at 8:19 pm

        I would expect it to be tiddies in motion since it’s Youtube. But yeah, I don’t click on random vids myself.

      • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:21 pm

        Here you go.

        http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yLr00cSTUQo/UD_EjEGk_FI/AAAAAAAAAto/IqoCDgnOubM/s1600/leanna-decker-56.jpg

        • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:22 pm

          https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/13628074_512161292326382_2015819067_n.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:26 pm

          Ah Fuck Dude, AWESOME!

  23. commodious spittoon on February 20, 2018 at 8:17 pm

    Albuquerque man opens fire in busy intersection, killing a man and endangering his wife and daughter.

    Nah, he stopped a double homicide by the estranged husband. At least local news covered it.

    • Number.6 on February 20, 2018 at 8:22 pm

      The husband sounds like a real bastard.

      Merciless.

      Ming the Merciless.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:30 pm

        FLASH! AHHahh!, Savior of the Universe!

        • Scruffy Nerfherder on February 20, 2018 at 8:48 pm

          +1 Topol’s Greatest Role

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 8:23 pm

      “White man doesn’t hesitate in killing Chinese father in front of wife and daughter.”

      Can be a headline writer, too?

  24. Vinnie on February 20, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Hey HM, I take it you beat the Necrophiliac charge?

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:34 pm

      Hey Vinnie? Fuck Off Slaver!
      /Greetings

    • Count Potato on February 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm

      WTF??? Is that real?

    • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      I used the legal precedent that corpses are abandoned property.

  25. Gilmore on February 20, 2018 at 8:37 pm

    mainstays of the 1980s West Palm Beach Bass music scene, Danny D and DJ Wiz were two young men aspiring in the Rap game in 1987 who failed to find notoriety until they joined forces in 1988. Prior to Boys, Wiz worked with Jock D and Chocolate Star Records, and Danny D worked with Dynamix II before releasing a single on Beware Records with the help of Kooley C.

    Danny was a student at the Ft. Lauderdale School of the Arts where he took a recording class, recording with engineer/keyboard player Steve Tempo. There, Steve and the duo recorded “Boom I Got Your Girlfriend” in 1989, which caught the attention of Beware Records distributor, Dave Williams. Dave owned the West Coast label “Heatwave”, and all three men signed deals with the label. In turn, Heatwave licensed the song to Atlantic Records, creating a national club hit.

    I have a small collection of Miami Bass records, but i admit, these guys are not in it.

    This is

  26. Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 8:43 pm

    Office Manager Mohammed asks a question of ZardoZ!
    OMM: Recently, some INFIDEL left a stray Dog on my porch, although Allah commands me do discard the filthy Beast, I find myself drawn to it. It has no fleas and is a faithful companion, I am in Turmoil! I should rid my self of this filthy FIFI, oh I mean this Dog, but FIF… I mean it Loves me!, Help Zardoz! in the late night of my Despair!

    • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:53 pm

      OMM keyed my car. The bastard.

  27. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    OK kids. As I am wont to do after one of these shootings, I’m going to buy a gun just as a middle finger to the grabbers.

    I know I said I was planning on getting an S&W Model 500 4″. However, I’m reconsidering getting a 460V 5″ instead since it can chamber .45 LC and .454 Casull as well. They’re about the same price.

    Thoughts?

    • Gilmore on February 20, 2018 at 8:54 pm

      get a bazooka

    • Tacit Rainbow on February 20, 2018 at 8:58 pm

      I could argue either way, but “both” is a cop out. Get the .50 cal.

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 9:04 pm

      The S&W 500 is cool as all hell, but you won’t shoot it much. It’s too much, really.

      • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:11 pm

        That’s kind of my feeling. The 460 offers almost as much power as the 500, but I can shoot the lighter rounds if I want to, it’s like getting 3 guns in one.

        • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 9:16 pm

          I don’t have one, but I have shot one of my buddies. It’s pretty brutal. I have never shot a 460.

          My friend who has a 500 is a really big dude. He’s had that gun for a couple of years and I think he’s still on his first box of shells.

          • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:18 pm

            Hmmmm, that kind of clears things up. It’d be nice to have to option of shooting the really big boy 460, but if I wanna shoot .45 LC and not turn my hand into hamburger I can.

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:06 pm

      Flame Thrower, scares the Japs ya know…. oh sorry

      • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm

        “Oh sorry”

        Don’t lie, man.

        🙂

    • Count Potato on February 20, 2018 at 9:14 pm

      .45 Long Colt, FTW

      https://www.johnlinebaughcustomsixguns.com/

      • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm

        Give her your Long Colt IYKWIM.

      • Don Escaped Texas on February 20, 2018 at 10:19 pm

        “Velocity is a constantly diminishing variable.”

        Um: I’m a sectional density fan, but WTF does he mean?

  28. hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    I’m so drunk that I cried just now at the end of “Cool Runnings” where the Jamaican bobsled team carries their sled across the finish line after crashing out.

    Happy Tuesday, fellow glibs.

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 9:02 pm

      I got pretty tore up a month or so back amd cried watching We were soldiers. It happens.

      • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:06 pm

        One could easily argue that the depth of emotion in We Were Soldiers was far more important than that of Cool Runnings.

        • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm

          depends on what one considers important.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:07 pm

        This made me Cry

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:08 pm

        Band of Brothers, I have watch it all maybe 20 times and I still cry when they find the camps
        /sheds tears now

        • Raven Nation on February 20, 2018 at 9:13 pm

          Apollo 13, when the screen flickers in Mission Control and the capsule comes into view.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:15 pm

            Very intense…. Spooky

    • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 10:06 pm

      I’m so drunk that I cried just now at the end of “Cool Runnings”

      Gay.

      • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 10:09 pm

        Well, I am a bit of a cock hound so…

        • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 10:16 pm

          As much as these guys, though?

          • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 10:19 pm

            Has your internet cache ever committed seppuku?

          • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

            I don’t actively look for this stuff.

  29. Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    43-43 at halftime. UK@ARK. Been a damn good game so far. wooo pig!

  30. hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:07 pm

    Interview for dream job was Feb 9. And here I sit waiting for an offer.

    I has a sad. 🙁

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:10 pm

      Hang on Sister!1 The Best is What will happen, Trust yourself First

      • Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:14 pm

        ^^^Yes. Things (mostly) tend to work out. Flashback to Nov 2016 and I got offered what was, at the time, my dream job. The hiring freeze put an end to that and put me in limbo. In the meantime, I went back to searching and found a job that I like a lot better and now I’m building my dream house. Oddly enough, the stupid, retarded, useless FedGov just got back to me last weekend *finally* telling me the req had been cancelled. I’m like, DUH, I’ve been working somewhere else for a year…

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:19 pm

          If all goes well the Wife and i are moving to AZ to be closer to the Kids etc. OTOH hand, it’s way cheaper to get a place, and i need at least a 2 Car garage just for my studio and toys, but We can do it it in AZ

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:20 pm

            Tonight’s Aperitif,
            https://photos.app.goo.gl/qX2rgxHWxh5KaGH82‘

          • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:22 pm

            Thanks, all y’all!

            Tells self: Chin up, just keep doin what you’re doin.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:26 pm

            We have more Glib Women than TOS! even Our own Women are Glib! those Evil Kochs can’t stop the Great Glibertarian Revolution!!!
            / but We could take their money

          • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 9:32 pm

            My folks recently moved to the Prescott area. Winters get a little chilly, but you don’t have Phoenix summer hell.

            My uncle has a place in Phoenix and Prescott which probably the perfect solution if you can swing it.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:37 pm

            Hmmm, I was going to Ft. Mohave but I’m willing to look in other directions, got Google Coords?

          • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 9:49 pm

            It’s north of Phoenix.

            They actually live in Prescott Valley, but Prescott is old AZ, neat town, hosts the ‘worlds oldest rodeo’.

            The old Steve McQueen movie ‘Junior Bonner’ was set around it.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:39 pm

            Seriously, keep me posted, I’m interested

        • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:28 pm

          Hilariously awful, but totes believable. I am trying to take a step from a publicly traded defense contractor to a privately owned defense contractor. Baby steps, I guess.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:37 pm

            Private FTW!

    • Nephilium on February 20, 2018 at 10:04 pm

      I’m right there with you on the waiting hayeksplosives. Although my last interview was on the 15th, the company I was interviewing with wants me to have a start date with them of March 12th. Now I’m waiting for the final written offer, so I can give my two weeks notice at my current job.

      • Waterfall Insurance on February 21, 2018 at 12:27 am

        Wife and I are both looking for jobs now, my wife is getting medically discharged from the Navy and the job that my wife had set up fell through because the navy delayed everything for a month because of the gov shutdown and they wouldn’t hold the job. I have been a stay at home parent for 4 years and worked at Walmart dairy department before that, so prospects not great.

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 10:21 pm

      I interviewed for an internal company move up about 6 months ago. I was turned down, but given a lot of encouragement. I was moved from the rolling mill to the melt ship to give me experience in that area, as my inexperience in the melt shop was the main factor in me not getting the promotion. I’ve been there 6 months. The head of my department spent about an hour talking with me yesterday about another position that’s going to open up in the next 6 months. He wants me to do it. It’s a better position than I originally applied for.

      Long story short, opportunities will always continue to present themselves to one who is motivated and capable.

  31. straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:20 pm

    We clearly need some blasphemy restrictions here. Maybe some form of original sin for good measure.

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:22 pm

      Tres and I were Wondering, are the Japanese the (((THEM))) of the Asians?
      /Forwarded from a previous thread

      • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:26 pm

        They were the ones meting out the punishment of inferior peoples historically, so I would call them (((Them))) of Asia.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:29 pm

          (((Them))) Analogues were the equivalent of the Rape of Nan King? Show your Work please, I am waiting…..

          • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:31 pm

            My editing needs work, or a Freudian slip?

        • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:29 pm

          *wouldn’t

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:33 pm

            Ahhh, very good Sir

  32. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    We need more kids like this.

    http://dailycaller.com/2018/02/20/parkland-survivor-media-pushing-gun-control/

  33. Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:32 pm

    Brass tacks here, The Jews NEVER created an Holocaust of any kind, have NEVER committed Genocide, and any time they thought they were Superior, they were slapped down, the Japanese, not so much IMO

    • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 9:40 pm

      I matriculated High School in the very early 90s, and all I had heard from newspapers and public school teachers was how much better Japanese students and Japanese schools were than we were, how we needed to be in school from 8 to 5, all year round, and how America was going to fall behind if we didn’t fix it.

      Now what I know is that 9 out of 10 Japanese youths either don’t know how to fuck or don’t want to, so I am not really concerned about that particular yellow menace.

      Also, 2 way different cultures. Not so many American yutes kill themselves if they don’t get a high SAT score. I see that as a good thing.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        Agreed. my Son Flaked on High Screwel, but is an Accomplished HVAC Mechanic, but has no intention of Killing Himself, that would be Gay

      • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:51 pm

        Being group centered society brings up a whole host of problems that an individual centered society won’t have. For me, the perfect situation is living among a group centered society, but being an individualist personally. Most people need outside pressure to correct bad behavior and if you aren’t going to have the church or family putting that pressure on people, you get individualist nihilism or governmental oppression. There is no utopia.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:33 pm

          Uyopia= Nowhere

    • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 9:53 pm

      To be fair, there’s some book that purports the Jews were a might hard on the Canaanites?

    • Heroic Mulatto on February 20, 2018 at 10:08 pm

      The Jews NEVER …, have NEVER committed Genocide,

      Umm…the latter half of Exodus is basically a list of all the Bronze Age Levantine tribes the Israelites genocided.

      • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 10:16 pm

        That NEVER NEVER in all caps opened Yusef up for that.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:22 pm

          I DID NOT USE ALL CAPS! If I did, It’s Cause i’m Drunk!
          Fuck off Slavers! enact your Own Alcoholism!

      • Trigger Hippie on February 20, 2018 at 10:36 pm

        Weren’t they called Hebrews at that time, not Jews? Making him technically correct?

        /pendantry

  34. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:35 pm

    Good on ya Florida.

    https://www.local10.com/news/parkland-school-shooting/florida-house-votes-down-motion-to-take-up-weapons-ban-with-douglas-students-present?__vfz=medium%3Dsharebar

  35. straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 9:40 pm

    Russian FB ads are more like 9/11 or Pearl Harbor? People making these comparisons on MSM.

    • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 9:56 pm

      They are the Final Solution.

  36. Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:43 pm

    First call tomorrow, Commercial heating, I.E. Heat pump, knowing the history of this style unit, it’s going to be the Defrost board, anything else, I yank the whole unit and change it out,
    I Hope it’s Dead,

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 10:32 pm

      Thanks again for your help with MIL’s heat pump. Glibs is a resource.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:35 pm

        And your Deeds Provide inspiration Sir!
        /Seriously, I know what you do

  37. Q Continuum on February 20, 2018 at 9:46 pm

    WOULD.

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5630295/instagram-fitness-model-marcelle-mancuso-break-back-sit-up/

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      Meh, You have better, you’re just teasing

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 10:02 pm

      Mancuso. That name always makes me laugh. It means “pussy booger” in Japanese.

      • Bobarian LMD on February 20, 2018 at 10:16 pm

        For our Canadian friends… Personcuso.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:23 pm

          LOL for Real!

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:18 pm

        Fitting though… I larfed!

  38. Tundra on February 20, 2018 at 10:10 pm

    Olympic ice sucks. Olympic JV hockey sucks. USA team sucks. Almost completely empty arena sucks.

    • hayeksplosives on February 20, 2018 at 10:17 pm

      In happier news, we had “sports jersey day” at work a couple of weeks ago, and I wore Eruzione Team USA 1980.

      Sweet, sweet, day.

      • Tundra on February 20, 2018 at 10:28 pm

        I always went for the Michael Phelps ‘jersey’ and the company stopped that shit 😉

        Good choice, though.

        • Nephilium on February 20, 2018 at 10:36 pm

          I’ve got a couple of sweaters from here. A bit of a wait to get them, but solid quality.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:39 pm

            Where do you live that requires or desires that sort of Garb?

          • Nephilium on February 20, 2018 at 10:42 pm

            Cleveland, Ohio. And who doesn’t want to wear a good hockey sweater?

            Although I do wish they did more baseball jerseys.

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:48 pm

            Brrrrrrr…

          • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar on February 20, 2018 at 11:24 pm

            I just started getting their emails, although I haven’t bought any of their jerseys yet.

            Good to hear the quality is up there.

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:29 pm

        In Happier News, i have 3 songs on deck, 2 new and on e Remaster, lot’s of fun ahead!

  39. CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    Ok, trying a different Hair voice. (I know the quality sucks, I can use better mics for actual production) Any thoughts?

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:41 pm

      SM 57,done, I have many, but use Few, and the Shure SM 57, works, period….

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 10:42 pm

        I meant on the voice. I have access to better mics, just not when I recorded this.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:44 pm

          Well, then, Learn?

          • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 10:47 pm

            Learn to drive 15 miles in an ice storm while drinking to record a voice for a temp track for a cartoon while trying to hone in on a character voice?

          • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:50 pm

            I have been known to Sing While driving in an Ice storm, and it was Les Claypool, soyeah, I got what you’re say’n

    • straffinrun on February 20, 2018 at 10:47 pm

      That’s tough. Is it a good cop, bad cop relationship between the hat and hair? Rivals fighting over influence of the big guy?

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 10:49 pm

        I’m going with SugarFree’s characterizations. “The Hair is sort of world-weary and sad, maybe even a little gay.”

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 10:51 pm

        But yeah, the hair in the stories always seems to try to be the voice of reason (drink) while the hat is the Id.

    • CPRM on February 21, 2018 at 12:01 am

      Just a bump to see if anyone still active has thoughts on this version of the hair voice.

  40. Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 10:39 pm

    my work gave me this http://imgur.com/Gyt3Rg3 last week. My dept achieved 1 million hours of labor without a lost time accident. We had a little celebration. It’s a pretty nice cooler. I would recommend

    .

    • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 10:43 pm

      Certainly cool off work, as opposed to your water BS OTJ, I do about 9 bottles a day

      • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 10:51 pm

        About 5 years ago, I was at work. All of a sudden the place went dark. It was august in arkansas. 110 degrees with Hugh humidity. I starting running around trying to figure out what happened. I found a manhole cover laying about 40 feet from where it should have. I found the hole the lid was supposed to covering. The hole was full of water.

        That hole was a junction box for high voltage underground lines. I found the feeder disconnect amd shut it off. I then dropped a sump pump into the hole and pumped the water out. When the water was below the cables, I went into the hole and began repairs on the cables. It took me 10 hours to make the repairs. I drank more than 48 bottles of water while I was in that hole. I didn’t take a single piss.

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 11:01 pm

          I got a call for an 8″ Copper Water line no one could fix, right on a main Street, I said, Get me a bigger torch, and I went down into a ten foot deep pit, shored but still not my scene. I lit the fucker up and burned the bottom end then handed it of to a rookie and said, See, that’s how it’s done.I just about melted in that space,Lach, You Da Man!

  41. Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 11:11 pm

    WEST Coast Glibs!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoA_zY6tqQw

    • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:15 pm

      Daddy X’s punk band before he started KMK

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 11:17 pm

        My Son Kicked these Guys down to me wayyy back when, always dig em, much Rock

        • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:20 pm

          Ever hear what St. Dog did whilst out of the KMK?

      • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 11:20 pm

        Yarg!
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP3rAjPOCHw

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 11:27 pm

      https://youtu.be/-OVHnWyDmdw

      For those who have been betrayed in the past.

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:28 pm

        Great song.

        • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 11:34 pm

          and because I’m feeling melancholy amd this seems to feed that mood-

          https://youtu.be/Bw9gLjEGJrw

          • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:36 pm

            sounds too happy for me. This seems to be as happy as I’m willing to go tonight.

          • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 11:42 pm

            Ha! I know exactly the first time I heard that song. My brother, I, and some of our friends drove to Dallas to see radiohead in 2007. While at that concert I hooked up with a Mexican girl. I inconvenienced the fuck out of my brother and friends by disappearing with this girl. The next day when I needed my friends so could go back home with them, they came and got me. As soon as I got in the car to leave with them, my brother played that song. Good times.

          • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:51 pm

            There are few songs I remember exactly where I was the first time I heard it. One is Closing Time by Semi-Sonic.

          • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:55 pm

            Oddly enough, another is the Macarena. A shitty song, but I was 13 at a school dance, and too afraid to approach the girl of my dreams.

          • dbleagle on February 21, 2018 at 12:56 am

            A great song. I remember the first night I saw the SC while sailing. This song instantly came to mind.

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:32 pm

        Everytime I hear this song, I wonder if Trent Rezner felt bad for how much better this old man did his song, or was appreciative.

        • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 11:36 pm

          I didn’t even click on your your link and I know what you are talking about. Cash took hurt away from reznor.

          I heard an interview with trent years ago where he was asked about johnny covering his song. His answer was basically, “it’s his song now. He did it better than I ever could have. “

          • Nephilium on February 20, 2018 at 11:57 pm

            If it helps, from all that I’ve heard locally, Trent was an asshole even before NIN hit it big.

          • Juvenile Bluster on February 21, 2018 at 8:40 am

            What in the ever loving fuck?

            http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/midwest/indiana/ct-arrest-bleach-autism-treatment-20180214-story.html

        • Yusef drives a Kia on February 20, 2018 at 11:38 pm

          Peace out Gents! Keep the Orphans working!

  42. Juvenile Bluster on February 20, 2018 at 11:44 pm

    It’s nearly 1 AM, I’m doped up on klonopin but can’t sleep, Stressed about work tomorrow due to the fact that the only thing I hate more than I hate myself are other lawyers, especially the $1000 an hour big city type working on the other side of a deal. Always with the 11:59 PM (depending on time zone) e-mails so they can show you how late they’re working. Good thing I’ve already stopped giving a shit about work until I walk into my office in a few hours.

    Watching degenerate anime.

    Only things that keep me from going and living out my life as a hermit somewhere in the Appalachians are my wife, my kid and y’all, because even though most of you have shit political opinions (I’m the only true libertarian), y’all are fun.

    (klonopin: not as fun as booze, but it lowers my inhibitions anyways)
    (I really need to talk to my therapist about beta blockers for when I have to speak to a group. I’d love something that would actually work, like pot or MDMA, but I’ll take what I can get for now in this backwards-ass state.)

    • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:49 pm

      MDMA may not go the best when trying to oppose someone else. You’re just a simple country chicken lawyer.

    • Nephilium on February 20, 2018 at 11:53 pm

      Not a lawyer, but I know the feeling of hating the late night e-mails (I work in IT). I’m trying to decide if it’s better to give my two weeks notice in e-mail, text, or phone call. My boss hasn’t been in the office for the past two weeks, so there’s no chance of it being a face to face notice.

      Here’s hoping the formal offer e-mail comes soon…

      • CPRM on February 20, 2018 at 11:58 pm

        tack it on his door 99 Thesis style, unless you’re not one of those heathen protestants, then do it like a man! Get loaded, go to work and tell him off. Catholic Pride!

        • Nephilium on February 21, 2018 at 12:03 am

          I’m an ordained Apathetic Agnostic. I don’t know, and I don’t care. I figure once I get the formal offer, I’ll call my boss’s desk phone, leave a voice mail, then send an e-mail to him and his boss. Worst part is, he’s a decent guy, just a terrible boss.

    • Lachowsky on February 20, 2018 at 11:57 pm

      JB, send me an email sometime. My handle woth a K in front of it @gmail. I beleive we could have a beneficial communication about anxiety and depression problems. I have them and struggle as most do. I have my ideas about how to over come amd some have helped me amd some haven’t. I’d be more than happy to communicate with you about what has worked for me and what hasn’t amd would be thrilled to get your opinion on what works for you and what doesn’t.

    • Ed Wuncler on February 20, 2018 at 11:58 pm

      Preach. I work with a boss that believes that if you work super late, you’re doing a good job. That’s why I am in the fucking office right now because my bosses inability to use their time during the day productively which forces us to work late at night. I’ve tried to do whatever I can to make sure our time is being used productively but no one listens to me anyway, so fuck it. The fucked up part is that I could quit and would be fine for at least 6 months because of savings but that’s a dumb thing to do.

      I need some fucking MDMA right but it might make me go apeshit and slaughter the office or at best trip some major balls.

      • Nephilium on February 21, 2018 at 12:05 am

        Damn. Unless there’s scheduled maintenance, there’s no reason to be working this late at night.

        • Ed Wuncler on February 21, 2018 at 12:08 am

          I work in finance but the issue is that I work in a very small firm, so when stuff like this happens, I can feel the brunt of it. I hate it but I’m actively looking for a new job.

          I don;t mind working late if it’s because I need to finish a project but when it’s because of someone else and it’s a reoccurring problem, that sets me off.

          • dbleagle on February 21, 2018 at 1:04 am

            I informed my subordinates that I wasn’t impressed with late nights unless we had a big operation coming up or troops in contact with the enemy. If they couldn’t do their jobs in normal military days then they were inefficient and I would replace them with efficient people. They didn’t believe me until one day I noticed lights on in the HQ and stormed into there wearing my hunting clothes and told them all to “Get the fuck out of here right now!” and made them come to my quarters for wine and elk steaks.

          • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar on February 21, 2018 at 1:12 am

            stormed into there wearing my hunting clothes and told them all to “Get the fuck out of here right now!” and made them come to my quarters for wine and elk steaks.

            OK, this has the makings of a very, uh…interesting flick.

      • CPRM on February 21, 2018 at 12:12 am

        White man drugs are bad, try the all natural African drug that turns T’Chala from a mild mannered black guy doing a bad accent into a mild mannered black guy doing a bad accent who turns into a CGI cartoon. Bonus points if your character revelation is you need to have more of an iron grip over what your dynastic government needs to do, instead of concluding dynastic rule is a problem. It’s THE BESTEST MOVIE EVER!

  43. Left Hand of Radar on February 21, 2018 at 12:09 am

    I’m beginning to think I shouldn’t associate with you people.

    • CPRM on February 21, 2018 at 12:13 am

      When does your ending thinking kick in?

      • Left Hand of Radar on February 21, 2018 at 12:22 am

        Around 1.75 liters of Phillips vodka. Almost there CPRM! I’m kidding, of course. Who else would have me?

        OT question: Am I the only person who loved the Minutemen but in a weird way prefers fIREHOSE? Just askin’?

  44. Suthenboy on February 21, 2018 at 1:59 am

    Looks like everyone is gone. I will try to catch up just in case anyone looks.

    Raston Bot – A Ruger No.3 in .22 Hornet, Number ones in 375 H&H, 7mm Rem Mag and 30-06

    Q – If you buy a pistol buy it in a caliber you can handle easily. 44 Mag is really tops for pistol. I always thought 460 and 500 S&W would be excellent calibers for a carbine. I found one…Big Horn Armory make replica Winchester ’86 scaled up to handle the 500. They are really top of the line.

    I cant remember who else I was supposed to get back with.

    And Left Hand, the joke goes “I would never join a club that would have me.”

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