Well, the wife has her flowers (thankfully she isn’t working right now so I don’t have to overpay to have them delivered to her work) and my parents have volunteered to let us get away for dinner. So that’s nice. We’re trying out the place nearest our house. Like I could probably hit it with a golf ball if I got it over the neighbor’s house and got a decent bounce down the hill. It’s either under new ownership or been renamed and rebranded since we moved here. We’ll see. If not, there’s an Irish pub next door that serves food.

Here’s a link to warm your hearts. The libertarian in a district in FL split off just enough of the Republican vote to elect a Democrat to the House in a special election. Unless you read the polling and then you see that a lot of Republicans probably just stayed home.

Wow, the NYT failed its own due diligence, but was able to use the wisdom of crowds to withdraw its job offer to someone who once admitted to knowing neo-nazis and not shunning them. Two things. One: if you have children who are approaching college age, please remind them that everything the put on the Internet is what police like to refer to as “evidence” (However, the internet can be changed!), Two: Don’t fucking use Twitter.

There is no problem the government cannot make worse. Scumbag ICE lawyer ran identity theft scam using immigrant IDs.

STEVE SMITH KNOW HOW THIS GUY GOT FROM NY TO CA IN SAME CLOTHES WITH NO ID.

Breaking: Florida Man shoots up schoolstill on loose as of 3:45 EST is now in custody.

And entry two in my ongoing discovery of covers I didn’t know were covers: Tainted Love