Author: Brett L

The fact that we got the Hat & Hair and not that… other storyline is proof that God loves us and wants us to be soulless, but not to claw out our eyes in dismay.

There’s some discussion about whether or not this is too deplorable for even a site dedicated to freedom, rapesquatches, sexually explicit political slashfic and puerile “humor”.

Goooood Monday Morning my Glibertariat shitlords.

Welcome to Hump Day, or Mid-Week Maintenance Sex Day for those of you in long-term relationships where you don’t schedule monthly appointments.

Am I good a writing code or just good at Googling? Who cares? The only people enjoying more job security than me right now are pipeline welders.

This little guy joined my family this weekend. I think it will be perfect for my boys to learn to shoot with in a couple of years. An old single-shot .410.

Happy Fifth of July! To celebrate, I think I’ll drink a fifth of something tonight.

Happy America Day to the American Glibs, and happy Hump Day for everyone else.

Happy ‘Murica Day Eve, y’all. I hope you’re proudly carrying our forefathers’ tradition of taking the day off or working as little as possible.

Happy Monday! For whatever values of “Happy” and “Monday” you are currently experiencing.