Author: Brett L

If this is the company wiki, I’m about to be out of a jerb.

Defense Sec. Mattis roles out new Swiss Servitor approved Russia strategy.

I still feel like hammered shit, but I won’t let that stop me. 

You know what else I know now — I won’t kick my wife out of bed for eating crackers.

Its a holiday for my kids, which means it has been no picnic for my wife and I today. I hope you had an excellent day and your employer did not expect you to labor.

I’m basically mailing it in from here on out. Starting with the links!

Thanks to SP for filling in for me yesterday. I had to get a chipped tooth fixed so I can escape immediate identification as Florida Man until after my unstable and dangerous behavior really takes off.

Wow, its good to be back. I got to wrangle the kids all by myself last week and there was a whole lot less poop than I expected. Lots of crying