We met the nicest bunch of guys out here in the rural Rocky Mountains. They put on uniforms, drill, do target practice, learn hand-to-hand combat, run around the hills, chase Jews… it’s fun. No, I didn’t tell them, because they did seem awful nice and I didn’t want to spoil their fun.

Anyway, that’s a fitting way to segue into the news today. Although I should mention that it’s Stan Laurel’s birthday. The Music Box is still one of the funniest bits of film ever made.

 

Some would call this tragedy. Some would call this callousness. Some would call this overblown. I would call it “opportunity.”

 

Well, if your fame is fading and your cause is brainless, may as well get a more appropriate spokeswoman.

 

Speaking of which, I really am losing hope for the new generation.

 

STILL more useful than their purported assignment.

 

Florida Man, you never, ever disappoint. And bless the Second Amendment.

 

NO. JUST…. NO.

 

Old Guy Music! Not much to say here beyond that this is the guy who basically invented modern electric guitar playing. And the fucker cooks.