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CPRM’s UNCLASSIFIED Cheese Potatoes recipe

Posted by CPRM | Dec 3, 2018 | Food & Drink, Recipes | 206

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  1. straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:03 pm

    You just lost your Wisconsin citizenship for that.

  2. Ted S. on December 3, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Why is it from CRPM at the top but signed CPRM at the bottom?

    • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:06 pm

      *Note to self: Eat disgusting food.

    • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 7:11 pm

      I have a shitty secretary.

      • Sean on December 3, 2018 at 7:12 pm

        And recipe.

  3. Mojeaux on December 3, 2018 at 7:13 pm

    AKA “funeral potatoes” in Mormonville.

    • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:17 pm

      There were called alternately “Baptist Potatoes” or “Methodist Potatoes” where I come from, depending on who made them.

      • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        We call that “Platform Pizza”.

      • Mojeaux on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        I wasn’t introduced to these until I was a tween. Grandma stumbled over them. Nobody knew where the recipe came from. I grew up calling them “favorite potatoes.” I didn’t know they were “funeral potatoes” until well into my adulthood. We still call them “favorite potatoes.”

    • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      It says that in article document.

      • Mojeaux on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

        Yeah, I was hoping you wouldn’t slap me for that…

    • Michael Bluth on December 3, 2018 at 9:36 pm

      My mom’s recipe has always been entitled “yummy potatoes” instead of funeral potatoes. Ironically, the Relief Society did not provide very good funeral potatoes at her funeral.

    • topnotchtoledo on December 3, 2018 at 9:47 pm

      It grew up eating funeral casserole at my grandmothers in Nebraska. I love that “funeral” is an adjective of a dish in large parts of the country

    • But Enough About Me on December 3, 2018 at 10:34 pm

      Looks like Schwartzie’s Hash Browns to me. YUM!

  4. Mojeaux on December 3, 2018 at 7:15 pm

    Try throwing some green onions in it.

    • blackjack on December 3, 2018 at 7:32 pm

      Shit load of garlic and some hot peppers.

  5. Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:17 pm

    That doesn’t look keto

  6. Gillespie on December 3, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    These potatoes are looking pretty cheesy.

  7. Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    “Toddler scarred for life after being bitten 15 TIMES at soft play centre”

    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/toddler-scarred-life-after-being-13553253

    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7689952/child-bit-soft-play-centre/

    I’d hate to see the hard play center.

    • Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

      “Muslim Boys Attack Toddler Leaving 15 Bite Marks On Her Face – Media Blackout

      A toddler has been scarred for life after being bitten 15 times by Somali boys who “took at least ten chunks” out of her face and then “strangled” her until she was “blue” — and the media is refusing to report the ethnicity of the attackers.”

      https://newspunch.com/muslim-boys-toddler-bite-marks/

      • Gillespie on December 3, 2018 at 7:22 pm

        I did not need nut punches this early in the morning.
        *takes a whisk of his flask*

      • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:23 pm

        Oh, it was just a cultural misunderstanding? Ok then, move along people, nothing to see here.

        • Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:24 pm

          I know plenty of Somalis.

          Only one of them has been a cannibal.

          • juris imprudent on December 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm

            On a recipe post no less. I believe you owe us the rest of that story, fictional or not.

          • Pan Zagloba on December 3, 2018 at 9:59 pm

            “Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the R.A.F. who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden? Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.”

        • Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:25 pm

          I’m trying to understand the part of Somali culture that encourages cannibalism among toddlers.

          • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:27 pm

            My intent was to channel the UK authorities response more so than collectivizing Somalis

          • Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:28 pm

            I think the mothers response of “That’s what kids do” is the most disturbing part

          • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:31 pm

            Didn’t read that far….holy fuck…..no, that is in no way normal. I’m wondering where the hell the adults were that it went on that long and to that extent

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:36 pm

            The impression I got after translating it into American is that nobody’s looking at the kids. “It’s not a nursery.”

          • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm

            I’m rarely one to shame parents for “YoU sHoUlD HaVe bEen ThEre!!!!”
            But damn, 17 mos is pretty young to be out of your sight for that long.

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm

            Agreed.

          • Trigger Hippie on December 3, 2018 at 8:10 pm

            ‘Didn’t read that far….holy fuck…..no, that is in no way normal. I’m wondering where the hell the adults were that it went on that long and to that extent’

            I’m nearly convinced that the British are the most dispirited, emasculated,desperate,culturally hopeless society in Western Civilization. It’s shocking, really.

          • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 8:13 pm

            They do seem fairly intent on committing cultural suicide. You’d think the status quo would have given rise to a reactionary right-wing populist movement but like you implied, I think they are too far gone for that.

          • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm

            I just want to know how almost entirely white European nations became obsessed with the notion of being multicultural.

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 8:33 pm

            They learned it from us.

          • Hyperion on December 3, 2018 at 9:21 pm

            “I think the mothers response of “That’s what kids do” is the most disturbing part”

            It’s not that I would lock her in a cage with the meanest rottweilers I could find for 30 minutes, but that would make me seriously consider it.

          • Hyperion on December 3, 2018 at 9:23 pm

            “I’m nearly convinced that the British are the most dispirited, emasculated,desperate,culturally hopeless society in Western Civilization. It’s shocking, really.”

            That’s only because you haven’t been paying attention to Sweden, France, or Germany.

          • Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:30 pm

            Hey, I’m just sayin’ I know a Somali cannibal.

            Though, you have to understand, teabagging was common during the civil war. It was a self-defense move.

          • juris imprudent on December 3, 2018 at 7:41 pm

            Never mind.

          • Tres Cool on December 3, 2018 at 8:30 pm

            Cause coffee was scarce ?

      • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:31 pm

        ” a 2-year-old Somali boy”

        Terrible for the little girl involved, but why should the media report on the ethnicity of a 2 year old?

        • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:38 pm

          Was wondering the same. Unless there’s a pattern of multiple instances of this sort of thing, it doesn’t seem relevant.

        • Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 7:39 pm

          They would if the ethnicities were reversed.

          • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:41 pm

            Probably true. That would be silly too.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 8:29 pm

        So I’m confused. Do you dot the cornflakes with the chunks of toddler cheek, basting the dish with the rendering toddler fat and the remaining skin becomes toddler cheek cracklins’ as a meaty counterpart to the crispy cornflakes?

        Asking for a screwed up friend. I can’t even understand a culture where that type of behavior is so acceptable that toddlers think it’s okay.

        • Florida Man on December 3, 2018 at 8:35 pm

          Kids are vicious by nature, at least I was as a child. Then again I was the youngest and was use to fighting peopl bigger than me. The mother of the aggressor is the real problem.

          • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:39 pm

            No responsible parent leaves their toddler unsupervised around Florida Child.

          • Florida Man on December 3, 2018 at 8:43 pm

            I did try to drown a child once during a disagreement over ownership of a float. To be fair, it was their float, but I didn’t understand property rights at the age of 4, but I did understand the concept of violence.

          • The Last American Hero on December 3, 2018 at 9:59 pm

            So you were a democratic socialist at age 4.

    • Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      Well that’s fucked up

      • Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:22 pm

        Almost as fucked up as those potatoes

        • Tulip on December 3, 2018 at 8:20 pm

          Did cheesy potatoes mug you?

    • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      Damn. If you are going to send your kid to play with toddler Jeffrey Dahmer at least put a shiv in their pocket or a roll or nickels.

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:23 pm

      That’s just viral marketing for the prequel of this movie that’s coming out soon.

      • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:37 pm

        Perfect. Healthy LOL out of me.

  8. Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    This is the pedophilia of food.

    • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      Can’t be, OMWC didn’t want to try them.

  9. Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:20 pm

    Can I substitute tater-tots for the potatoes o’brien?

    • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      Sure, but the texture will be disgusting.

    • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:22 pm

      Substitute arsenic.

    • MikeS on December 3, 2018 at 7:53 pm

      Oh, look at the bigot over here! He hates Micks!

      • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:54 pm

        Heh, actually I really like potatoes o’brien. It was a big treat when I was a kid.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 8:32 pm

        I’m a mick and I won’t be making these potatoes, anymore than I’ll be putting pineapple on a deep dish pizza.

        If these are truly Mormon funeral potatoes, it truly tells me more the religion than any of Gadianton’s articles.

        • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 8:38 pm

          More “about” the religion.

  10. Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 7:28 pm

    “”Female-presenting nipples.”

    Thanks Tumblr.

    Other inclusive terms coined in 2018:

    Front-holes
    Snowpeople
    Young humans
    Pregnant people
    Radical neurodivergence (aka batshit insane)
    Minor-attracted persons”

    https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1069752283875831808

    • Scruffy Nerfherder on December 3, 2018 at 7:30 pm

      Front-holes?

      • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:58 pm

        Geez, even I figured that one out.

        • Not Adahn on December 3, 2018 at 7:59 pm

          Front door, back door, sunroof.

      • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:00 pm

        Those are the opposite of boy pussies, right?

      • MikeS on December 3, 2018 at 8:04 pm

        Yeah, I don’t get that one.

        • Trigger Hippie on December 3, 2018 at 8:20 pm

          This was my first guess.

          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=U7_zMdNRAmo

          Doug gets to the point in his usual meandering style. Give it a couple minutes.

          • MikeS on December 3, 2018 at 8:35 pm

            Cock-fingering is probably occurring among the Glibertariat as we speak.

          • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:39 pm

            I don’t know what that is, but it sounds very painful.

          • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:03 pm

            Wait, what?

          • Trigger Hippie on December 3, 2018 at 9:05 pm

            *We should be so lucky.

            *Suddenly missing Agile Cyborg for some reason

    • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 7:34 pm

      *ahem* Don’t they mean “young hupersons”?

      • MikeS on December 3, 2018 at 8:04 pm

        Good catch!

    • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 7:57 pm

      Snowpeople

      Canadians?

      • Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 8:05 pm

        Apparently, it’s what the BBC calls snowmen.

  11. Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 7:31 pm

    “Happy Chanukah, here’s our custom made labia menorah.”

    https://twitter.com/Racheldoesstuff/status/1069610228239392769

    • Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:33 pm

      Yehudah ben Matityahu ha-Makabi didn’t die for this shit.

    • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      So that’s how they make wax lips. *Shooting rainbow-the more you know

      • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:11 am

        What.The.Fuck? I hate that woman. It’s not clever, funny, or insightful. What a self-absorbed asshole.

        • Rhywun on December 4, 2018 at 12:16 am

          I saw a menorah made out of hockey sticks tonight – I thought that was pretty clever.

  12. Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:32 pm

    Guys,

    I need to wrangle up a posse to help me go down to Costa Rica to rescue a thicc Latina.

    Who’s with me?

    • The Hyperbole on December 3, 2018 at 7:37 pm

      “She’s a great person. So friendly, so bubbly, loves to travel, loves fashion, loves social media,”

      That’s a hard pass. Good luck with that though, I’m rooting for you.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 8:34 pm

        She has a great personality.

    • Sean on December 3, 2018 at 7:38 pm

      (Trying to be nice). She has nice teeth…

      • Heroic Mulatto on December 3, 2018 at 7:43 pm

        ^YOU^

        • Sean on December 3, 2018 at 7:49 pm

          Pfffft. Demi Rose is hotter, and she’s a hobbit.

          • The Bearded Hobbit on December 3, 2018 at 8:26 pm

            Say what?

        • Pan Zagloba on December 3, 2018 at 10:03 pm

          This would literally be my response in the extremely unlikely event she cornered me.

    • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 7:40 pm

      A 36-year-old US citizen has been reported missing in Costa Rica

      Thicc tries to evade FATCA.

    • juris imprudent on December 3, 2018 at 7:44 pm

      Whoa, whoa, whoa – Florida woman?

    • Gillespie on December 3, 2018 at 7:54 pm

      What should I expect as compensation for joining your posse?

      • Sean on December 3, 2018 at 7:58 pm

        Giardia, e coli, & a sore ass.

      • MikeS on December 3, 2018 at 7:58 pm

        Sloppy doses

      • Gillespie on December 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm

        Based on the responses, this is gonna have to be a hard pass. This stuff is beyond my pay grade.

        • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 3, 2018 at 11:31 pm

          my pay grade.

          OK, glancing at that phrase out of the corner of my eye produced:

          “my gay parade.”

          I don’t know why… Just rest assured that however you wanna roll is OK with me.

          • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 11:32 pm

            Which is the most gay parade in middle America? Fourth of July or Thanksgiving?

          • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 3, 2018 at 11:39 pm

            Ahem- I think you mean, “Which is the more gay parade”…

            Wouldn’t it be 7/4?

            * Hot weather, so, possibly less clothing (if that’s important to you)
            * Goes on into the evening
            * Fireworks

          • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 11:42 pm

            I was hoping for Thanksgiving.

    • Florida Man on December 3, 2018 at 8:29 pm

      I’ll go, but only because my cane machete fighting skillz are getting rusty.

      • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 8:58 pm

        WOO! Florida Men going psycho in Central America!

        That could be a good movie.

        • Playa Manhattan on December 3, 2018 at 11:36 pm

          There were a shitload of crazy Floridians in Costa Rica when I was there.

          Blonde dudes with dreadlocks who liked to fight trees.

    • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 8:36 pm

      If she’s got a friend with an ass like hers, I’m in.

    • Don Escaped Texas on December 3, 2018 at 9:25 pm

      South-American chicas: not worth it

      /dude who falls apart at 1:30am after nine drinks

    • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 3, 2018 at 11:34 pm

      So, be a wingman for HM?

      ::sigh::

      Yeah, I guess so. But, you gotta run interference for me if/when your wife finds out.

      You’re a great man and all, HM, but I ain’t takin’ a beating over this.

    • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:13 am

      This seems like a job for the A-Team.

      • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 4, 2018 at 12:26 am

        Oh!! So, that’s what the “A” stands for….!

  13. Not Adahn on December 3, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    When is the last time you’ve seen an Irishman eating a bell pepper?

    O’Brien potatoes should have cabbage not bell peppers.

  14. Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 7:58 pm

    Is there anything that people from Wisconsin don’t put cheese on?

    • Count Potato on December 3, 2018 at 8:05 pm

      Beer?

      • Not Adahn on December 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

        Beer-cheese soup is delicious.

      • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

        No, they apparently just feel the need to add beer to cheese.

    • Stillhunter on December 3, 2018 at 9:43 pm

      *thinking….*

      Nope.

  15. Akira on December 3, 2018 at 8:01 pm

    OT: Is there any reason to have pushups in a workout routine besides preparing for some kind of test that requires pushups?

    I’ve been doing them for about a decade as part of my workout routine, but I’m thinking about cutting them out. My main goal is to get my arms and pectorals bigger to balance out my giant muscle-gut. I think kettlebell flyes (with 25-pounders) would be better for pectoral size gains. Someone told me that pushups “bring the whole body together”, but I think most compound lifts already do a great job of that.

    Any Glibfitters want to weigh in on this?

    • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 8:04 pm

      my giant muscle-gut

      Yeah, that’s what I tell everyone too.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 8:35 pm

        I’ve got six pack abs, you just can’t see them.

        • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 8:40 pm

          “I went to Krogers. Got myself a twelve pack.”

        • juris imprudent on December 3, 2018 at 8:41 pm

          They’re stacked up behind the keg?

    • straffinrun on December 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      No expert by any stretch, but I used to do elevated push ups with my feet resting on a stability ball. Seemed to tighten things across the chest a little better than a straight push up.

    • Bob Boberson on December 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

      IMO push-ups are more about muscular endurance/stamina for shoulders chest and core. If you wanted to be lean in the pectoral region then I’d keep them in your workouts……if you are trying to get bigger I would think bench, incline bench, flies would be the way to go.

      That being said shifting emphasis rather than exclusion would probably do the trick.

    • Florida Man on December 3, 2018 at 8:28 pm

      Join a fight club.

      • The Last American Hero on December 3, 2018 at 10:03 pm

        I’ve heard it will turn you from cookie dough ass to carved out of wood in no time.

        Oh, and you just broke the first two rules of fight club.

    • Tundra on December 3, 2018 at 9:57 pm

      I am no expert, but I wouldn’t cut them out.

      Do you do incline presses? How about one-armed flat bench presses? I’ve been told that incline presses better work the upper pecs and that one armed presses do groovy things for your arms, core and pecs.

    • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 10:11 pm

      Okay, you probably won’t see this because Glibbies mimic old folks who eat the Blue Bird Special at 4:30, but here’s my .02.

      Pushups are more versatile than most people think. Get in the push-up position and put your hands in a position so that the tips of your thumbs and index fingers touch. Those are known as “arm blasters” and for good reasons. Hands directly beneath your shoulders are the standard and are designed to work your shoulders. Spread your hands out about six inches on each side and you’ll be working your pecs. You want to work upper chest? Elevate your feet. When I was in the fire academy at my department, upper body days would include about 600 pushups, in addition to all the other physical activity.

      I can’t do push-ups, planks, etc. these days because my shoulders are shot. And not because of the academy. Over your lifetime, enjoy your youth but pay attention to your future. For my money, lighter weight and higher reps are the secret to long joint life.

    • mrfamous on December 4, 2018 at 2:36 pm

      As the very last exercise on a ‘push’ day, it’s not bad provided you can do them to ‘failure’ in a reasonable number of reps (feet up on a bench or something). The main problem with standard pushups is that once you’re in shape, they become time inefficient. You’re first dozen do almost nothing until you fatigue the muscles. So if you start with a heavy bench for chest, you could do a dumbbell or machine fly towards the end of the workout as an accessory chest lift instead of push ups (which will still also work the triceps and delts).

  16. Akira on December 3, 2018 at 8:30 pm

    Bob Boberson wrote:

    They do seem fairly intent on committing cultural suicide. You’d think the status quo would have given rise to a reactionary right-wing populist movement but like you implied, I think they are too far gone for that.

    (Having a conversation when the threading is all the way to the right sucks)

    I don’t know if they’re too far gone… If something starts endangering peoples’ kids, the parents will be fucking pissed in a very serious biological sense. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some severe rage that is just becoming more pressurized as the media blacks it out and the UK police try to arrest anyone who expresses it.

    Instead of letting all voices be heard and fostering a debate about how to react to third-world people who often lack the concepts of non-aggression and sexual consent, they’re trying to hold the lid on this boiling pot. If enough people feel like their children are in danger of violence or rape, and the government won’t do anything about it, this shit could blow up in a very, very bad way.

  17. Rebel Scum on December 3, 2018 at 8:32 pm

    “Sieg heil!” – Philly fans

  18. Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 8:51 pm

    I just wanted to take a moment away from my normal shit posting to remind people that it has been 4 months now since it was announced that Warner Bros was doing something very important. They were rebooting ALF. I don’t ask for much from you people. Frankly, I find most of you to be disgusting human beings. But in moments like these, its important that we come together and work towards common goals. And no goal could be larger than making sure this happens. Especially in these times (this is a thinly veiled allusion to Trump).

    Get on Twitter and angrily Tweet at the official WB account. Spread the word on Facebook. Create hashtags and let (((them))) know that if they don’t give us what we want, there will be repercussions.

    • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      I wonder what else was on in the same time-slot as ALF because I sure as hell never watched that.

      • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 9:10 pm

        I enacted that labor for you. In 1988, when ALF hit its peak drawing in 18.8 million viewers on average, it was up against MacGuyver and Newhart.

        • Don Escaped Texas on December 3, 2018 at 9:15 pm

          I was having a bad dream

          • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 9:23 pm

            Greatest sitcom ending ever. They went meta way before meta was a thing.

        • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 9:28 pm

          Well, there you go. I watched Newhart.

          • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 9:31 pm

            You fucking traitor.

          • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:17 am

            MeToo

    • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:01 pm

      Yeah, because “Roseanne” and “Murphy Brown” reboots we’re so successful.

      Maybe a third remake of “Ghost Busters” with an all Tranny cast?

      • Brochettaward on December 3, 2018 at 9:19 pm

        You jaded, jaded man.

      • Urthona on December 3, 2018 at 9:23 pm

        Roseanne reboot was actually successful until they kicked the star off the show.

        • Pan Zagloba on December 3, 2018 at 10:01 pm

          Maybe they should have modeled it on Garfield Without Garfield.

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 10:08 pm

            I would have checked that out.

    • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 9:54 pm

      ALF.

    • Gustave Lytton on December 4, 2018 at 1:38 am

      Frankly, I find most of you to be disgusting human beings.

      “He likes us! He really likes us!”

      /misquoting Sally Fields

  19. Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:05 pm

    Am I the only one who here’s “Golden Taint”, anytime football announcers say “Golden Tate”?

    • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 9:30 pm

      Assuming you meant ‘hears’, then no.

      Also, fuck the NFL & ESPN, but that’s a complaint for another day.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:46 pm

        Fucking auto correct.

  20. Winston on December 3, 2018 at 9:34 pm

    Re: Murphy Brown reboot

    Wasn’t the show not very successful in syndication? Very topical humor doesn’t have a very long shelf-life.

    And these days the progs can get their anti-Trump hot takes from Colbert and Kimmel very quickly.

    • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      I don’t actually recall ever seeing it being syndicated. Unlike, say, Roseanne, which one used to be able to watch a dozen times a day until a few months ago.

  21. Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 9:38 pm

    Why I work 70 hours a week https://imgur.com/gallery/6BtrvZl

    Also why I’m a libertarian who wants the state to leave me and mine alone.

    Why I want the state to let me keep what I earn.

    Why i want the state to allow me to make choices that are in our best interest.

    Why i give a shit about society at large.

    Why i want the police to not arrest non-criminals.

    Why the federal reserve and unfunded government programs that rob from the future anger me.

    Etc. Etc.

    Yall glibs are great.

    • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 9:42 pm

      Just shooting from the hip here, but I think that a libertarian state would make life better for everyone, but I think it would especially benefit families. Families would be closer and more accountable to each other and I think that is a good thing.

      • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:52 pm

        As SP’s tagline says, “follow the Constitution and leave me alone”. Seriously, how hard is that?

        • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 3, 2018 at 11:47 pm

          What’s wrong with it?!? It doesn’t result in THOSE ASSHOLES OVER THERE being made to do what I we all think they should do. And it definitely doesn’t stop them from doing that potentially dangerous and puerile bunk they seem to enjoy.

          Seriously, do you even authority, brah?

          • Sir Digby's Contrabulous Faptraption on December 4, 2018 at 12:26 am

            Sorry-that should have been, “How hard it that?!?”

            You get it…

    • Tundra on December 3, 2018 at 10:08 pm

      Oh man, those motorized swings were the BEST! Quiet, blessed quiet.

      Nice family, dude. I’m happy for you.

      • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 10:27 pm

        That swing is great for minutes, (I’m serious, whole minutes) of peace.

    • dorvinion on December 3, 2018 at 10:17 pm

      Why the federal reserve and unfunded government programs that rob from the future anger me.

      Had a kid earlier this year as well

      He’s not even a year old and if I did my math right, his share of federal debt has increased by $4,000, not counting the unfunded liabilities promised in that time.

      Honestly I don’t know how it is that some clever marketing folks haven’t mixed babies and federal debt into a killer ‘fuck you cut spending’ ad.

      • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 10:24 pm

        If I had the reach, I would run pbs shows that are anti fed/entitlement.

        For the children, but literally.

        • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:21 am

          Wasn’t it done as Free To Choose?

  22. CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 9:51 pm

    A lot of hate for delicious foods here.

    • Spudalicious on December 3, 2018 at 9:53 pm

      Not being proggies, it’s just a general hate.

      • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 9:55 pm

        For why? Tis delicious!

    • Stillhunter on December 3, 2018 at 10:03 pm

      No hate here. I may make this for supper tomorrow evening. The kids love this kind of shit.

      I mean, how can you not like potatoes with four kinds of dairy products covering them?

  23. Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    OT: So I need Microsoft Word to update my resume which meant digging out a laptop I haven’t used in a year. Against my better judgement, I decided to let it do the Windows Update dance for the last five hours or so, finally leading to this:

    “Windows Cannot Load. We will uninstall any recent software updates. You cannot undo this.”

    lolsigh

    • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 10:28 pm

      Now it’s stuck on the ‘hp’ boot logo. No idea if it’s doing anything. Why do people put up with this?

      • trshmnstr on December 4, 2018 at 6:37 am

        We have HP laptops at work, and our IT just declared one of the models a lemon. I had 2 of that model before I got the next newer model, the “salvation of IT”. Yeah, it runs hot and has a hardware issue with the graphics card. It’s also dog slow and updates all the time.

        If It wouldn’t throw a shit fit, I’d be running Linux on a decent laptop, instead.

    • Nephilium on December 3, 2018 at 10:29 pm

      I had no problems using Google Docs (or Libre Office depending on your preference), then saving the resume as a PDF. It was accepted pretty much everywhere that was looking for a Word Doc.

      • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 10:35 pm

        I do have it saved as a PDF but I’ve been advised that .docx is more portable. (I’m working with some outfit to polish it up, so for now I need Word.) Well, assuming the thing isn’t bricked, I’ll just not do – that – again. Do not connect to my network, do not collect $200.

        • But Enough About Me on December 3, 2018 at 10:55 pm

          A suggestion? Don’t let the silly thing update everything at once, it’s too complex a path for it. Start with the oldest stuff first and let it do 2 or 3 at a time. I’ve been in this situation several times and it was the best (albeit the most PITA) solution.

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 11:01 pm

            That would be easier if there was the slightest indication of what order to install them in.

            Yeah, I get it. Windows wants you to use it every day. I’ve been through this a few times. I’m kind of surprised that it’s still as brain-dead as ever.

            Since I am not going to use this machine for anything else, I think I’ll go with my first instinct and not bother with the updates.

      • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 10:56 pm

        It finally came back, and with a new message:

        “Windows cannot install required updates as other required updates are required first blah blah blah argle bargle”

        That’s nice. You had your one chance.

        • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 11:13 pm

          open office brah, open office.

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 11:20 pm

            I’ve tried Open Office, Neo Office, and Libre Office in the past – they’re great. My current concern is that I need the document to open in MS Office with *zero* concern of some incompatibility issue. For that, I need MS Office on Windows. Because that’s what all the potential employers I’ll be looking at will be using.

          • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 11:25 pm

            I never had a document created in Open Office not work in office. Small sample size I know. I thought you were supposed to send physical resumes with glitter and shit anyway. (Took a long time to find a job)

          • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 11:36 pm

            Maybe on Windows. I’m not on Windows so if somebody sends me a Word document I’ll have missing font issues.

          • BakedPenguin on December 3, 2018 at 11:21 pm

            The lack of bullshit is great. The lack of features, not so much.

          • CPRM on December 3, 2018 at 11:28 pm

            Features? Like Clippy? (BTW, I had a flash of brilliance today for a Secret Nazi President trailer. I if I get time I might send that your way.

          • BakedPenguin on December 4, 2018 at 12:08 am

            Like formulae that work in Excel but not Calc. Such as SUMIFS, which I use constantly. I love the idea of Open Office, but the real world demands more.

            If I could program, I’d help out.

            Also, you can send me any SNP ideas to my name@gmail.com. Although I’ve been having some issues w/ Photoshop, so if you’d like to do something yourself, I might not be averse.

          • BakedPenguin on December 4, 2018 at 12:10 am

            Hmm. I didn’t mean to make that a link. Screen name at gmail

    • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 10:33 pm

      Also OT:

      radial piston engines-

      I have one that I’m using to drive a chain that travels 25 feet in one direction, and then 25 feet in the other direction.

      I need to know the position of the chain as it travels. My engine has 7 pistons and and output shaft that drives a sprocket that has a 6in diameter.

      I have seven sensors that can tell me when each piston reaches the top of its travel.

      I have to use the inputs from these sensors to give info on where the chain is and how fast its moving.

      You engineer glibs can probably figure this out in an hour.

      My uneducated ass has until Thursday to make this work.

      I will make this work

      • Rhywun on December 3, 2018 at 11:04 pm

        *shrugs*

      • dorvinion on December 3, 2018 at 11:44 pm

        Not an engineer, but I can do math. I think I mathed it right.

        Every complete revolution will move the chain 18.84 inches or 1.57ft

        Assuming every piston makes TDC once per revolution, the chain will move 2.34 inches(0.196 ft) between each successive piston reaching TDC

        Speed in fps would be rpm/60*.5*3.14

        Position would be (assuming piston 1@tdc and the chain exactly in the middle) and
        R representing how many complete revolutions have been made
        X representing which piston has now reached TDC. I suppose a radial works like a regular engine and thus piston 2 may not necessarily be the next to reach TDC. If for example the order is 1325476 then if 3 is at TDC then X would be 2, if 2 is at TDC then X would be 3 and so on.
        For the reverse chain travel, reverse the order of the pistons.

        R * 1.57 + X * 0.196 = Feet from center.
        Or more accurately
        R * d*pi + X * d*pi/8 = Feet from center.

        Was that clear? Give at least a good hint?

        I should hope this engine doesn’t spin fast. 600 rpm would move the chain 25ft in about 1.7 seconds.
        How does it reverse anyway?

        • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 11:51 pm

          I gotta get to sleep, but I will review this in the morning at work and give you an answer.

          Thank you

        • Lachowsky on December 3, 2018 at 11:56 pm

          And, it reverses because it’s more of a motor than an engine. It’s actually a radial motor that is driven by hydraulic pressure. The same principles apply as to how the pistons work in a radial internal combustions engine, but the particular motor I’m dealing with is a hydraulic motor driven by an outside source of hydraulic pressure and flow
          Thanks again.

          • dorvinion on December 4, 2018 at 12:23 am

            Ok, that helps. The thought of an airplane engine running a chain was just making me go wtf.

            Personally (but not from any experience) I don’t think I’d like using the pistons as a means of identifying how far that sprocket has moved.
            With only 7 of them you are left with a rather large range of where the chain could have stopped.

            Some kind of encoder on the output shaft would be more accurate. It would be a simple matter of counting how many steps the encoder moved.

            And now that I’ve thought encoder, your sensors showing when pistons reach TDC are an encoder, albeit one with only 8 steps.
            So, throw out my original distance method entirely and just count each time any piston reaches TDC as a step.

            X representing the number of pistons you count reaching TDC

            X * d*pi/8 = feet from your starting point.

            And if you can somehow get a proper encoder on that shaft where X is how many steps you counted, and S represents how many steps the encoder requires for a full revolution

            X * d*pi/S

          • dorvinion on December 4, 2018 at 12:23 am

            Ok, that helps. The thought of an airplane engine running a chain was just making me go wtf.

            Personally (but not from any experience) I don’t think I’d like using the pistons as a means of identifying how far that sprocket has moved.
            With only 7 of them you are left with a rather large range of where the chain could have stopped.

            Some kind of encoder on the output shaft would be more accurate. It would be a simple matter of counting how many steps the encoder moved.

            And now that I’ve thought encoder, your sensors showing when pistons reach TDC are an encoder, albeit one with only 8 steps.
            So, throw out my original distance method entirely and just count each time any piston reaches TDC as a step.

            X representing the number of pistons you count reaching TDC

            X * d*pi/8 = feet from your starting point.

            And if you can somehow get a proper encoder on that shaft where X is how many steps you counted, and S represents how many steps the encoder requires for a full revolution

            X * d*pi/S

          • Lachowsky on December 4, 2018 at 12:31 am

            Both of you are barking up the right tree. The system currently runs on an encoder. However the encoder that I am using is a 2000 dollar encoder that is destroyed every month or so by its environment. The reason I’m on this projects it to get to a more durable instrument.

            Currently, my encodes has to be mounted outside the drive end of the sprocket and is subjected to an environment of moisture, extreme heat, and occasionally liquid steel.

            None of those are good for an encoder. The idea behind the piston position sensors is to get the position sensing devices enclosed in an environment that is not under constant assault from its elements.

        • dorvinion on December 3, 2018 at 11:57 pm

          Never fails. You post something, then immediately think. “Why didn’t I think of that 20 seconds ago”

          For the reverse chain travel, reverse the order of the pistons.

          That would only apply if the engine is operated in reverse (can you do that? I would think most engines don’t like doing that.)

          If you have some kind of transmission that switches the direction of the sprocket then you shouldn’t reverse the order of course.

          I’m assuming the sprocket is 1:1 with revolutions of the engine. Any gear reduction will of course require some changes to the formulas above.

          I’m sure I’m not thinking of other considerations.
          Did I mention I’m not an engineer?

          • Lachowsky on December 4, 2018 at 12:09 am

            Yes its 1:1, and no one can think of all considerations. After all

            https://youtu.be/LzuSJXjbQ2o

            This is the machine that I’m dealing with.

          • dorvinion on December 4, 2018 at 12:30 am

            I have no idea what that is, but I see hot metal and great balls of fire which automatically makes it terrifying.

        • Plinker762 on December 4, 2018 at 12:11 am

          Up/down counter depending on directional control valve position. Multiply by distance per step as calculated above. It is best to have a “home” position sensor to cancel out any false or lost pulses.

      • Plinker762 on December 4, 2018 at 12:03 am

        Piston engine as in internal combustion or hydraulic motor? What are you monitoring sensors with? I assume a PLC?
        For slow speeds I time between pulses and for fast speed count pulses in fixed time intervals.

        • Lachowsky on December 4, 2018 at 12:06 am

          Hydraulic motor and plc. Low speed so a standard input card can handle the frequency of pulses. Its controlled with a proportional valve.

          Pinker 762 gets it.

          • Plinker762 on December 4, 2018 at 12:20 am

            I design aerial tramways, so I do a lot of speed, position and direction monitoring.

      • trshmnstr on December 4, 2018 at 7:22 am

        Could you just do a handful of direct measurements and correlate it to sensor data? You should be able to figure out a distance per piston pretty easily by putting a marker on the chain and measuring how far it moves in 4 or 5 revolutions. The speed should be linear. So if you get 2 measurements you should be able to extrapolate a line.

  24. Raston Bot on December 3, 2018 at 10:14 pm

    Andy Ngo filming AR-armed antefa. How do the mentally ill get guns?

    https://mobile.twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/1069107188809920512?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1069107188809920512&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetruthaboutguns.com%2F2018%2F12%2Fjohn-boch%2Fantifa-brings-ar-15s-to-seattle-counter-pro-constitution-rally%2F

    • Q Continuum on December 3, 2018 at 11:25 pm

      Isn’t it a crime to point a gun at someone and say “I’m going to kill you”?

      • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:33 am

        Yes. Now where the pictures that make my naughty bits tingle?

  25. Playa Manhattan on December 4, 2018 at 12:12 am

    I loved the recipe.

    I replaced the potatoes with skirt steak, the sour cream with onions. and the soup with garlic, and it came out great!

    • Stillhunter on December 4, 2018 at 7:24 am

      Every review on recipe websites.

  26. Spudalicious on December 4, 2018 at 12:31 am

    I have no idea how I got here.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wmzKNmAfeOI

    Night Glibbies. You weird early morning people might enjoy this.

    • Chafed on December 4, 2018 at 12:35 am

      I guessed wrong. Thought it would be Talking Heads.

    • Old Man With Candy on December 4, 2018 at 3:59 am

      That was strangely compelling.

  27. Gustave Lytton on December 4, 2018 at 5:51 am

    Good morning Glibbernam!

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