Would.

Well, SP does morning links yesterday, Web Dominatrix does an article last night, and here I am doing links today. We’re running out of family members here to write this shit.

I’m just back from my second technical conference in two weeks. Fortunately, I didn’t have to fly to it, it was within a day’s drive. Unfortunately, I had an invited paper to present, which meant wearing a suit. This is particularly annoying because in a suit, I look like an elderly and chubby side-show monkey, and really, I became a scientist because it was a profession that would not require me to be in business attire. Even worse, I couldn’t have my emotional support polar bear with me because of the hot weather.

Oh, and I hear, “Laurel.”

On to the news:

 

Europe, always a bastion of free speech.

Wilders has lived in safe houses under 24-hour guard since 2004 to protect him from Islamist militants who threaten to kill him. He says Islam is a fascist ideology, and has called for halting immigration from Muslim countries, shutting mosques and banning the Koran.

So he’s (correctly) complaining that the government wants to shut down his freedom of speech, while happily calling for banning of a book and ending religious freedom. I really do hate everyone in this story. He does have great hair, though. You gotta give him that.

 

This story amazes me. Not because the lawyer was an asshole, but because people acted so shocked and surprised that a New York Jewish lawyer would be an asshole. Inconceivable! What doesn’t surprise me is the functional illiteracy of both the guy who started the outrage cycle and the moron who wrote the article.

“They where on there [sic] lunch time and ordering there [sic] food and just because they where speaking in Spanish to the waiter this asshole jumps in and started to call the waiter and my wife and her best friend all types of names and threatened to call I.C.E on them and the employees,” Suazo wrote. “What a big man talking down to couple of women and a helpless employee. I wish someone tells me I can’t speak in my native language! First of all they wasn’t talking to you!!”

 

Could this actually be real? Maurauding packs of wiener dogs?

Original reports that the dogs that attacked Garcia were pit bulls proved not to be true, Bryant said.

 

WTF is it with Canadians? Best comment:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

 

Someone needs to explain to me why racial segregation is now something promoted by black people.

“There is a spirit that is over this city that has to be brought down. A spirit of racism and division,” [Birmingham mayor] Woodfin said in a Facebook post. “We have to change the conversation to what we need it to evolve into. Darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that,” the post went on to say.

Didn’t Woodfin get the memo? Only white people can be racist.

 

I think I’ll sit down and have a drink.

 

Old Guy Music! I wish Milt Buckner got the credit he deserved. He had a unique “locked hands” method of playing, very chord heavy. Here’s his take on a great Neal Hefti standard, and I probably need not point out that Jo Jones may have been a perfect drummer. His timing was… well… remarkable.