How do I top SP’s announcement from yesterday? I can’t, any more so than I can top her formatting. So fuck it, since I’m the equivalent of the Shabbos Goy for the actual goyim who run links on weekdays, let’s just get to the (vegetarian and kosher) meat of the post.

Auspicious birthdays today include Jack Russell, of the eponymous dogs; ventriloquist extraordinaire, Paul Winchell; true genius and sorta-libertarianish Frank Zappa; stunning mentalist Max Maven; and one of SP’s favorites, Ha Ha Clinton-Dix.


 

The House voted to continue tax-money-wasting boondoggles, with Trump’s favorite one included. There’s at least one reliably principled vote against.

 

This is what I would call a good start. And of course, cue the concern trolling. Now appoint a non-interventionist but strong defense guy who will support getting us the fuck out of Afghanistan, Somalia, Yemen… and put resources toward actual national defense. What amazes me, or maybe doesn’t amaze me, is the sudden rush of pro-war sentiment from the Left, which reads exactly like the excuses for Vietnam. Sigh. I remember the days when I was a liberal, and that included opposing wars of choice.

 

What’s worse than the naming of highways to “honor” dead authoritarian big-government pieces of shit like Ronald Reagan or Lyndon Johnson? Naming them after alive authoritarian big-government pieces of shit like Barack Obama.

 

SP and I feel partially responsible for this.

 

Could it be… could it be… SATAN?

 

One thing I’ve warned many people over the years: never piss off a chemistry major. It will not end well.

 

The thing that amazes me about this story is that people still have photos developed.

 

What happens when STEVE SMITH uses ancestry.com? THIS.

 

The irony, IT BURNS!

 

There are things which, for me, surpasses all understanding.

 


 

Old Man music has no choice today. The “video” actually starts with a minute of Latex Solar Beef (with vocals by The Turtles), then segues into Willie. Zappa shreds his way through some insane guitar solos with his very distinctive tone and phrasing. And then bonus fuzz box and wah wah in Part 2.  If you love electric guitar, you need to hear these.