I’m stuck in Dearborn with a stomach bug. It has made me very popular with my clients and coworkers — who sent me back to the hotel. The internet is a wonderful thing. I can work from my hotel room nearly exactly the same as working at home. Its…lovely. Gray, cold, overcast, dreary. What’s not to love about winter in Michigan.

One of the really sad developments of my adulthood is to see sex being thrown back in the closet. Just with the moral scolds changing sides.

Here’s another reason why I don’t have internet enabled devices in my home. “Hey, Brett, could you ask your wife to model that bikini again before you change the password on your webcam?”

Its weird, but some sick part of me keeps seeing “Sid and Nancy” every time I read “Chuck and Nancy”. I’m rooting for a Donny-style shutdown. Fuck shutting down the National Parks. Shut down the Social Security direct deposit and see what happens! Go Nucular!

Trump administration wants to poison CA’s water supply! Not to worry, I’m sure state regs will fix it, right?

We all love our dogs, but when Darwin’s ghost comes knocking, let him have the dog.

Here’s something appropriately Detroit for the dog lover.