Oh look at that, the death march has ended. Well, maybe it is just on hiatus. But out of the 8 hour planning meeting (I was begging for someone to kill me, or at least accuse me of molesting children so I could go to jail and get the shit kicked out of me by violent felons in Detroit) came a list of every task I am responsible for over the next two weeks, and a blanket agreement that all meetings that aren’t (a) a daily 30 minute status meeting or (b) scheduled in that status meetings are not valid on my calendar. So, amazingly, I am crushing it today at work since I can actually, you know, do the work. Somehow attending planning meetings about what work to do and how to do it diminishes my immediate productivity. I’m sure there’s a SCRUM fix for that. Alas, installing M$ Azure Tools for SSIS on not quite the latest version of Visual Shitshow has my computer DL’ing a 3 gig update file. So you get my links.

Big thanks to the people who stepped up for me last week. They bring the quality, I just bring quantity.

Get’cher moral panic right here: 1300 sex offenders’ addresses in MO can’t be verified! They’re probably rapin’ kids at a local elemetary! If anyone involved in this story had a conscience, they’d admit that the list does absolutely nothing and it should be dropped.

Today’s “Money wasted studying the obvious” winner: Lonliness is felt more intensely by the young!

I hope I get this guy as a driver when I’m transported to the camps.

In: The World is Getting Better News: Health officials openly and credibly discuss goal of ending HIV transmission in the US. One assumes that making PREP available OTC would be a huge part of this, but that may just be crazy thinking.

Thankfully, many of our Glibertariat has no reason to worry about “winter vagina” affecting their sex lives. 😉

Since I just came home from Motown, here’s a little throw-back.