Middle of the week and I feel like I’ve already done 50 hours of work with no end in sight.  Ugh.  Well at least I am not affiliated with the Arizona Diamondbacks. They’ve had a longer week than me so far. And yes, that means they lost to the Cubs…who shared the winning yesterday with: Toronto, New York (AL), Philadelphia, Pittsburgh, Cleveland, the MINNESOOOOOODA TWIIIIIINS!, Washington, St Louis, Cincinnati, Tampa Bay, Anaheim, Los Angeles, San Francisco and the world champion Houston Astros.

Nice win!

UCL got off to a rousing start as Liverpool took down PSG 3-2. Elsewhere, Inter beat Spurs and the other winners were Barca, Athletico, Borussia Dortmund, and Galatasary. Red Star Belgrade and Naples drew, as did Schalke and Porto. Another slate of games today with the two Manchester teams in action as well as Juve, Real, and Bayern. Enjoy.

I also started noticing preseason hockey scores this morning. Holy shit, this offseason has flown by.

Give that man a hand for a great career and life.

Today’s famous birthdays are: Lord Of The Flies author William Golding, baseball player Duke Snider, overly-dramatic James Lipton, Batman actor Adam West, Beatles manager Brian Epstein, singer Cass Elliot, Reds legend Joe Morgan, actor Jeremy Irons, “Innocence Project” founder (and here) Barry Scheck, rocker Lita Ford, “comedian” Jimmy Fallon, playmate of the year Victoria Silverstead, and inspirational one-handed MLB pitcher Jim Abbott.

Major shit that went down on this date include: George Washington gave his presidential farewell address, the first carpet sweeper was patented, the San Siro opened with a match between AC and Inter, Charlie Chaplin was barred re-entry to the United States, Juan Peron fled Argentina, Disneyland told Nikita Khrushchev to fuck off, The Mary Tyler Moore show hit the small screen, Fawlty Towers (which couldn’t be made today) also premiered, “Goodfellas” hit the big screen, and the Unabomber’s manifesto was published by the NYT and Washington Post.

Ok, on to…the links!

You might want to sit this one out, you old hag.

I’ve heard tone-deaf statements before. We all have.  But this, my fellow Glibs, might take the award for most tone-deaf statement ever made. Oh yeah, she went there.  Also, a Senator said men need to shut up and do the right thing. And by “right thing”, she means do what Team Blue wants them to do without any evidence to support the position of this eleventh hour accusation that was sat on for months. Meanwhile, the Senator who released the accusation said she’s not even sure the woman is telling the truth.  Oh yeah, and the accuser wants an FBI probe (into what is not a federal crime) before she even agrees to testify. TL/DR: its a shitshow of social signaling.

Los Angeles is home to tens of thousands of homeless, has a serious problem with affordable housing, has cops that treat people like shit with impunity, carries unsustainable public debt, and has a host of other problems because of over-regulation. But give them credit for tackling the most important issues. Christ, what a bunch of assholes.

Looks like the Catholic Church is starting to acknowledge their massive failings when it comes to exposing kids to rapists.  I hope these payments continue until the Church starts to understand their mission and responsibilities again. And I hope they come out on the other side a lot more humble.

Move along, people. There’s nothing to see here. Huh, I guess WaPo and the NYT took that seriously since they didn’t report on this at all.  Democracy dies in darkness, my ass.

San Francisco would rather there be a bum shitting in the street than for these people to make what the market will bear.

Wait a minute. According to the left, this kind of thing never happens. Well, if it does, it only happens to greedy 1%ers who deserve it.

Looks like Van Dyke’s lawyers have found their defense strategy. If it works, you can go ahead and completely kiss equal justice away in Chicago. Not that its really existed in a while but you can kiss it away for good.  And you can go ahead and plan for the National Guard to be needed for the riots that will come.

You know, there’s a simple way to avoid these kinds of lawsuits. Stop letting government pick winners and losers and allow the market to flourish. Too bad that never occurs to busybody progressives who think the top men are better at planning our lives and choices than we are.

Florida Man needs to learn to selectively tell the truth. Or to tell people what he’s doing is none of their goddamn business.  Also, his kid is now disqualified from ever serving on the Supreme Court as a GOP-nominated jurist.

You know how when cops arrest someone they tend to overcharge them and pile on extra shit? Well, here is the opposite happening. See if you can guess why.

Here’s the song for the day. God, music used to be so good.

Go have a great middle of your week, friends!